why do cousins always look hot asf

[wishicouldascend]

if you say none of your cousins (assuming u got a female one but maybe if its a Twink or something) then your lying dude its not possible, and they always got a certain look/archetype dude since I was like 8 before I beat my meat before, I had a crush on my cousins I remember when she let me use her 3ds games

it was mad hot dude like i don't care about the rest of my family they're all obese and ugly why are female cousins so badddd dude like I cant go near them in family events or anything but luckily we only interact like twice a year and they been taller than me the whole time (because of their tall Jew mom) and older too like how do cousins always be hot brooo, the only good thing is their kinda a little obese now so I still find them hot but a little less so I can fake it a tiny bit as long as interactions short

 

[hye732]

another day another unhinged post from @wishicouldascend

 

[Orbix]

if you say none of your cousins (assuming u got a female one but maybe if its a Twink or something) then your lying dude its not possible, and they always got a certain look/archetype dude since I was like 8 before I beat my meat before, I had a crush on my cousins I remember when she let me use her 3ds games

it was mad hot dude like i don't care about the rest of my family they're all obese and ugly why are female cousins so badddd dude like I cant go near them in family events or anything but luckily we only interact like twice a year and they been taller than me the whole time (because of their tall Jew mom) and older too like how do cousins always be hot brooo, the only good thing is their kinda a little obese now so I still find them hot but a little less so I can fake it a tiny bit as long as interactions short

Cant relate my only female cousin looks like stretch res e.t

 

[wishicouldascend]

and one of them got a tall black dude boyfriend why..

 

[Joeseminate]

Keep it in the family

 

[james_2006]

I only got 3 female cousins (33, 36, and 39) they are pretty hot imo. would bang if they didn't have boyfriends/were married

 

[wishicouldascend]

Keep it in the family

would if I could

 

[soapbubble]

cba to link them but there are studies that show family members are more likely to be attracted to each other (obviously ignoring the often conscious refusal of incest)