Why do guys think having a big dick gets you laid?

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if you're ugly it doesn't matter no ones seeing it anyways :lul:
 
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You utterly missed the point of having a big dick.
 
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I recently asked myself this. I’m slightly above average in length but I’m below average in girth. We’ve been married for 13 years. Our sex life became boring over the years. Sometimes we’d only have sex twice a month. I have always had insecurities about my size, and wondered if it was the reason. I know she’s been with men larger than me, and to be honest I always thought how their sessions went. So after all these years I turned to toys. Because of my own insecurities I started with a 6” slim lollicock. She wasn’t into it at all. Not even when it was with oral. I then tried small G spot vibrators, again not havin it. I swallowed my pride and bought an hitachi body wand, a 7” x 5.5 “ suction dildo w/ balls, and blush 14” x 4” double ended(length was for holding). Filled her up with the fat one(so sexy) used the wand on her clit, performed oral. She grabbed my head harder than ever before. Her eyes rolled and never came back. Then I laid her on her back, I layed sideways on my side(if that makes sense) l entered first then the 14” went in with me(not all 14). She immediately began to grip the bedsheets, and rocking her hips. The only complete sentence she was able to form was “ what the fuck is this?” She was soaking wet no lube needed. I pulled out to get close and kiss her body. She grabbed my dick and started giving me aggressive head. She has never given oral after I had been inside her, like never. It was the type of night where anything was on the table. She probably could’ve used a toy on me it was so hot. At the end she was shaking and her legs were noodles. She told me it was the best sex she’s ever had. Keep in mind she’s always been brutally honest with me from the beginning, so I knew I wasn’t competing with her ex’s. Until now. She told me “sex has got me high before but that was ecstasy.” Now it’s like she fell in love all over again. Her monthly started the next day so we haven’t been able to do it again, but I can tell she’s really looking forward to it. We work opposite shifts so we talk on the phone. Our quick calls we’ve been making all year have turned into hour long conversations. So to answer your question go big or stay home.
 
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It does get you laid and its not hard to show that you have a big dick
 
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It does get you laid and its not hard to show that you have a big dick
The main deal of being big is that it helps you get laid consistently with the same girl.
 
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Its easy tho nowadays since dick pics
 
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If having a big dick got you laid then I'd be a slayer



Girls don't ask for dick pics unless you're already hot and sending unsolicited gets you blocked so yall really have no point
You don't get blocked with a big dick :rolleyes:. Even if you do...

The main deal of being big is that it helps you get laid consistently with the same girl.
 
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You don't get blocked with a big dick :rolleyes:. Even if you do...
explain this then
 
You don't get blocked with a big dick :rolleyes:. Even if you do...

You do if you're ugly lmao some of us have actual experience and don't have to larp about what "would" happen if they had a big dick
 
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explain this then
Obviously you need to be average looking. Didn't say you could be incel tier. Face always takes first priority.
 
If having a big dick got you laid then I'd be a slayer



Girls don't ask for dick pics unless you're already hot and sending unsolicited gets you blocked so yall really have no point
You dont have a big dick and its easy to prove that you have big dick to women
 
explain this then
Probably had shit girth, anyone can have long length but big girth is more rare
 
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You do if you're ugly lmao some of us have actual experience and don't have to larp about what "would" happen if they had a big dick
Understandable. Since you're below average looking, it won't halo you much. The point of being big is not to get girls, but to keep them coming. You're unable to do the first part and unlikely you'd do the second part well either.
 
Yeah i know but what the fuck is your point though?
Seeing how much more important girth is than length according to you. Since you implied that earlier.
 
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Seeing how much more important girth is than length according to you. Since you implied that earlier.
Oh got it

Good length would be from 7 inch to 10, and girth at least 6 - 6.5 inch because if you have long dick and small girth it would be a pencildick

basically lets say you have 7inch long 6 - 6.5 and higher girth would be good
 
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Oh got it

Good length would be from 7 inch to 10, and girth at least 6 - 6.5 inch because if you have long dick and small girth it would be a pencildick

basically lets say you have 7inch long 6 - 6.5 and higher girth would be good
Agree on length, but girth is way too high jfl. Change the range to like 5.5-6.5, 5.5 is already like 90th percentile. Girls without prior experience will struggle with 6 inches.
 
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It helps keep girls interested and sometimes rumors spread
 
Obviously if you are ugly don't matter what dick size you have, you aint getting no pussy, you can be a 12 incher and be a 3/10 and women still wouldnt fuck you
 
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Also women say they like big dicks but in actuality they don't
 
OK Here's the real shit.......

If you have a hard dick length of 7", you are in the upper 2% of the global male population. Men are so obsessed with dick size that exhaustive scientific studies have been done . Probably more $$ has been spent studying average dick size than curing cancer.

Porn has fucked up people's concept of a big dick. These dudes with 10" dicks are cast in porn solely because they have an ultra-rare monster cock.

The average size is 5.4", accept this. Science has proven this.

If you've got 6", it's a decent size, above average.

If you have 7", or even just below like 6.8" , and you measure it like a man from the abdomen , not your asshole, you are in the very upper percentile and officially have a big dick.

Maybe not the biggest but you will never, ever be called small. Any woman that says 7" is too small for her is either a psychopath, delusional or an obese whore.

Most women have reported, again, through exhaustive studies, that around 6.5" to 7" is their ideal size, of course, with girth. Most don't want any longer because it's uncomfortable. They may want the novelty of taking a big 8" dick, if they can find one, but they don't want this every day. Women don't want their cervix beat up.

If you have 7" and a woman claims to have had bigger, she's either lying to fuck your ego or she's found a dick rarer than you before. Women also inflate just like apparently most men. She fucked a dude with 6 and it became 8 when the story was told to her friends.

Pretty much every dude on this forum claims a 7" or better so most of ya'll are fucking lying.

2 men out of 100 are 7". Probably less.

Out of every motherfucker on this Earth, 2% have a 7" penis, properly measured. Out of these 2%, how many are good looking enough for it to matter? Maybe .05% of these men?

Most dudes lie about their dick size, so believe no one. My chick friends say dudes have claimed 6.5", 7.5", 8 or whatever but at game time they mustered up maybe a 5" chubby.....like what she's not gonna notice if you just get it in quick?

Once you go above 7" the percentages become small. Like what .01% of all men have 9" or more.

So, do the math......of ALL the men with 7" cocks, how many are Good Looking? Very few.

If you are GL, have a nice body, and a 7" cock you are a fucking Unicorn and women will view you as a commodity. Unless your a completely lousy lay, a total asshole or an Autist. You can literally exist, be nice to them and they will love you. You will be so HALO'd that it will be nearly impossible to fuck up with them.
 
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Good face gets the girl. Big dick keeps her.
 
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if you're ugly it doesn't matter no ones seeing it anyways :lul:
if you are handsome with a small dick, you are handsome with a small dick

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if you are handsome with a small dick, you are handsome with a small dick

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As you get a little older, being a Normie - HTN with a bigger cock is gonna be more of a game changer than being handsome with 5"

Women are very possessive and full of pride, they want to brag to their besties that their man made them soak the bed with his thick 7" dick. They don't give a shit that you're not Chad. Just work out and wear track pants a lot. You've got a big dick, who cares. There's no substitute for Big Dick Energy
 
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As you get a little older, being a Normie - HTN with a bigger cock is gonna be more of a game changer than being handsome with 5"

Women are very possessive and full of pride, they want to brag to their besties that their man made them soak the bed with his thick 7" dick. They don't give a shit that you're not Chad. Just work out and wear track pants a lot. You've got a big dick, who cares. There's no substitute for Big Dick Energy
True!
When I started dating my ex, a couple of her girlfriends asked her how big my wiener is. And I swear they're not even sluts, normal girls, low body counts. Luckily I'm 7" and just passed the dicklet cut off, tbh I think 8" is perfect with acceptable girth, not more, it's perfect.
 
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True!
When I started dating my ex, a couple of her girlfriends asked her how big my wiener is. And I swear they're not even sluts, normal girls, low body counts. Luckily I'm 7" and just passed the dicklet cut off, tbh I think 8" is perfect with acceptable girth, not more, it's perfect.
Make no mistake.....if you LTR a chick she will tell her closest besties how big you are. If you're a dicklet she probably won't give measurements but she's not gonna brag. She'll be like, he's got a boyfriend dick, or he's fun sized, or he's got enough to get the job done or some shit.

Now if you're officially into nice cock territory she will flaunt that shit like a trophy, like yeah he's got a nice thick 7" he beats my fuckin guts up because she's captured a prize and wants to brag about it.

7" is well past dicklet, odds are few women have encountered 7" or above if they have the "normal" body count of 8-12 partners. If she's a hoe then she's had a few big ones by sheer law of numbers.

Most women don't want 8" and few have ever actually, in real life seen 8" or more. We need to grasp how rare an 8" dick really is.

It's like how most of us want a woman with nice, round C cup tits , not saggy D cup or above orangutan titties. A nice, round perfect set of tits is a status symbol both for her and for you. She can show them off, other bros are like "nice" and she can rock them shits in a hot dress on a night out, and every guy gonna be lookin'

Huge tits are a novelty but few guys want that for a chick they're gonna fuck regularly and have feelings for. You want that bedroom body on a woman.

Women don't want a LTR with a guy with a monster cock, they may accept it if they like him, but it's more of a status symbol for her to have a guy with a nice 7" or maybe 8" cock , that's aesthetically pleasing , turns them on and is pleasurable to be fucked with.

Girls I know that have been with a rare guy with a 9" cock or even 8-something, high 7's, etc are usually like, it looks fuckin gross, it took him forever to get hard, we couldn't do spontaneous shit like fuck in public because they had to carry lube with them, etc. They don't want some gross 9" freak cock with a thick, curved shaft and a tiny head, that has a flap of skin hanging off and looks almost comical. One girl I know is like, dude busted out a semi that was half purple with a weird cone shaped head, that she had to suck for 20 minutes to get it hard , it was about 8something inches and it wasn't even good, like he lost his boner 2 minutes in and just fucked with a semi flaccid flopper that kept popping out and he had to keep jamming back in....... and it was awkward. She was just like yeah shit's over rated.
 
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If having a big dick got you laid then I'd be a slayer



Girls don't ask for dick pics unless you're already hot and sending unsolicited gets you blocked so yall really have no point
have you tried running bulge game on tinder?
might be worth it
 
Make no mistake.....if you LTR a chick she will tell her closest besties how big you are. If you're a dicklet she probably won't give measurements but she's not gonna brag. She'll be like, he's got a boyfriend dick, or he's fun sized, or he's got enough to get the job done or some shit.

Now if you're officially into nice cock territory she will flaunt that shit like a trophy, like yeah he's got a nice thick 7" he beats my fuckin guts up because she's captured a prize and wants to brag about it.

7" is well past dicklet, odds are few women have encountered 7" or above if they have the "normal" body count of 8-12 partners. If she's a hoe then she's had a few big ones by sheer law of numbers.

Most women don't want 8" and few have ever actually, in real life seen 8" or more. We need to grasp how rare an 8" dick really is.

It's like how most of us want a woman with nice, round C cup tits , not saggy D cup or above orangutan titties. A nice, round perfect set of tits is a status symbol both for her and for you. She can show them off, other bros are like "nice" and she can rock them shits in a hot dress on a night out, and every guy gonna be lookin'

Huge tits are a novelty but few guys want that for a chick they're gonna fuck regularly and have feelings for. You want that bedroom body on a woman.

Women don't want a LTR with a guy with a monster cock, they may accept it if they like him, but it's more of a status symbol for her to have a guy with a nice 7" or maybe 8" cock , that's aesthetically pleasing , turns them on and is pleasurable to be fucked with.

Girls I know that have been with a rare guy with a 9" cock or even 8-something, high 7's, etc are usually like, it looks fuckin gross, it took him forever to get hard, we couldn't do spontaneous shit like fuck in public because they had to carry lube with them, etc. They don't want some gross 9" freak cock with a thick, curved shaft and a tiny head, that has a flap of skin hanging off and looks almost comical. One girl I know is like, dude busted out a semi that was half purple with a weird cone shaped head, that she had to suck for 20 minutes to get it hard , it was about 8something inches and it wasn't even good, like he lost his boner 2 minutes in and just fucked with a semi flaccid flopper that kept popping out and he had to keep jamming back in....... and it was awkward. She was just like yeah shit's over rated.
tbh from what i have heard most men are not good in bed. Many guys trouble maintaining an erection or cum after 2 minutes and have no idea about non-penetrative sex. If you can last 10 minutes in 3 positions as a man, you already mog most of the competition, but you are not yet a sex god.

I'm quite confident with my sexytime skills, but would like to experiment with some chemicals. PT-141 + Dapoxetine + Cialis must be the absolut sex god-stack.
 
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tbh from what i have heard most men are not good in bed. Many guys trouble maintaining an erection or cum after 2 minutes and have no idea about non-penetrative sex. If you can last 10 minutes in 3 positions as a man, you already mog most of the competition, but you are not yet a sex god.

I'm quite confident with my sexytime skills, but would like to experiment with some chemicals. PT-141 + Dapoxetine + Cialis must be the absolut sex god-stack.
Honestly.......if you can eat good pussy......and I mean your head game is otherworldly , a lot of chicks won't care if your dick game is mediocre.

Some women can't orgasm from regular sex , you need those finger and mouth skills to be a winner.

Most guys are clueless with eating pussy and some clowns won't even do it.

Like if a chick is a lousy lay but can suck your soul out through your dick......
 

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