Why do hoes get surprised when you pullup and wanna fuck

[Deleted member 3123]

Did you think this was a Ted Talk you dumb bitch

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

low iq bro idk

this one fat chick i literally only message her "wanna fuck?" and she says no im talking to someone i like and im like

Nigga he just wants to do the same thing i do nobody is gonna date you, you are fat as fuck and we only speak to you to get a quick nut off, its literally just a different way of jerking off.

 

[Deleted member 3123]

low iq bro idk

this one fat chick i literally only message her "wanna fuck?" and she says no im talking to someone i like and im like

Nigga he just wants to do the same thing i do nobody is gonna date you, you are fat as fuck and we only speak to you to get a quick nut off, its literally just a different way of jerking off.

I hate when these hoes be like you're moving too fast I barely know you. That shit make me wanna fuck then block you.

 

[Deleted member 1464]

 

[Deleted member 3123]

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Calling myself daddy always makes me cringe even tho they love it

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

I hate when these hoes be like you're moving too fast I barely know you. That shit make me wanna fuck then block you.

I literally am only speaking to you due to my extremely high sex drive and you serve no value other than my dick in your hole, and after my coom is released i am OUT of your establishment, M'lard.

 

[Deleted member 3123]

I literally am only speaking to you due to my extremely high sex drive and you serve no value other than my dick in your hole, and after my coom is released i am OUT of your establishment, M'lard.

On god nigga gotta pull out the "well its getting late". Bitch consume my ejaculate and then evacuate the premises.

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

On god nigga gotta pull out the "well its getting late". Bitch consume my ejaculate and then evacuate the premises.

bitches be saying shit like "you want this pussy or not?" when u tell them that u aint driving an hour and a half at 1 am just to smash their 200lb ass

 

[Deleted member 3123]

bitches be saying shit like "you want this pussy or not?" when u tell them that u aint driving an hour and a half at 1 am just to smash their 200lb ass

Lmao i made this dumb bitch pay 30 dollars for an uber to her and another 30 to go home. Make em refund your gas money or steal from them.

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

Lmao i made this dumb bitch pay 30 dollars for an uber to her and another 30 to go home. Make em refund your gas money or steal from them.

when i get my own car and can drive wherever and whenever the fuck i want imma go over to a bunch of girl's houses through yubo and tinder and just steal shit on the way out.

 

[Deleted member 3123]

when i get my own car and can drive wherever and whenever the fuck i want imma go over to a bunch of girl's houses through yubo and tinder and just steal shit on the way out.

Lmao we gotta do this shit. Stealing is always fun af especially when they in love bc they would never accuse you

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

Lmao we gotta do this shit. Stealing is always fun af especially when they in love bc they would never accuse you

fat girls probably have hella snacks too. ill visit them when im on a bulk or something

 

[Deleted member 3123]

fat girls probably have hella snacks too. ill visit them when im on a bulk or something

Nigga make her cook for you. My friend put me on and said to tell them it makes it more romantic

 

[ZyzzReincarnate]

Nigga make her cook for you. My friend put me on and said to tell them it makes it more romantic

Nigga U think these hoes can cook?

 

[Deleted member 3123]

Nigga U think these hoes can cook?

Absolutely not but what they do is order food and pretend. I'm on some 3d chess type shit

 

[Deleted member 3962]

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holy fuck at the first guy

 

[Deleted member 1464]

holy fuck at the first guy

Tragic

 

[Deleted member 3962]

Tragic

he needs to buddhamaxx. He must sit atop a mountain for 200 moons with nothing to eat but a single grain of rice, then commit seppuku and pray to gandy for reincarnation.

 

[Deleted member 3902]

This thread pure laughfuel
Im dead ngl

 

[Deleted member 3123]

This thread pure laughfuel
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Not one lie was told. Imma see if i can get this girl to skip seeing her family so we can fuck