Why do humans have an asshair????

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I mean what’s the evolutionary purpose of it
 
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so i can start plucking them with teeth from the torta baddies
 
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i used chatgpt for it cause im lowiq

but basically we used to have hair on our entire body and with time that hair dissapeared and only stayed in places where friction and scent mattered the most

im guessing within a few more stages of evolution humans wont have any hair cause we dont need it anymore in our current society.
 
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Some bacteria and other tiny organisms that can be damaging to humans proliferate in the anus. The hair blocks them from entering the anal cavity with ease.
 
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Some bacteria and other tiny organisms that can be damaging to humans proliferate in the anus. The hair blocks them from entering the anal cavity with ease.
fucking anal expert over here
 
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I mean what’s the evolutionary purpose of it
I'm not sure but I like laying in bed and plucking my ass hairs out. So entertainment value or something or other
 
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Idk but it’s annoying
 
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i used chatgpt for it cause im lowiq

but basically we used to have hair on our entire body and with time that hair dissapeared and only stayed in places where friction and scent mattered the most

im guessing within a few more stages of evolution humans wont have any hair cause we dont need it anymore in our current society.
Your conclusion is retarded as there is literally no more evolutive pressure in western society. Atleast not of this kind.
 
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Your conclusion is retarded as there is literally no more evolutive pressure in western society. Atleast not of this kind.
how am I supposed to know? u think i study biology? you expect too much from forum incels.
 
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God intended it for women, but man evolved to having it. Its original use was to trap the period blood and shit crumbs around a woman's asshole and pussy. giving it more flavor and scent. Our God is a helpful one; you should pray to him.
 
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protects from shit or disease idk
 
To stop bugs from going in your ass
 
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Idk
 
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because of other useless trash in our body like dht
 
Because people need something to ask about in life. What would life be like if we didn’t have the opportunity to ask ourselves why we have ass hair?
 
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