Why do I always win?

[Vermilioncore]

I noticed that somehow I always come out on top and get my way even if I don’t try. For example


-I am ugly as shit and non nt but still get pussy
- I was broke as shit one day and some random dude sent me $500
- some dude tried cutting me off in traffic and ended up crashing

It’s like I’m just hard wired to win.

 

[Idontknowlol]

Because you are a motherfucking chad

 

[Chadeep]

You're Probably a Jew. Everything comes without any effort

 

[IOS]

I noticed that somehow I always come out on top and get my way even if I don’t try. For example


-I am ugly as shit and non nt but still get pussy
- I was broke as shit one day and some random dude sent me $500
- some dude tried cutting me off in traffic and ended up crashing

It’s like I’m just hard wired to win.

tales

 

[MoggerGaston]

you are god's chosen.

 

[Deleted member 80562]

I always lose

 

[Esteban1997]

Same this one time a coworker disrespected me and she fell on the floor and broke her hand

 

[CantStopTheMog]

I noticed that somehow I always come out on top and get my way even if I don’t try. For example


-I am ugly as shit and non nt but still get pussy
- I was broke as shit one day and some random dude sent me $500
- some dude tried cutting me off in traffic and ended up crashing

It’s like I’m just hard wired to win.

I do well in everything I do

 

[Deleted member 94554]

I always lose

Nothing ever goes my way

 

[panjeet currycel]

ya thats awesome i know the feeling
this one time i was rock climbing everest a dickhead talked shit to me so i pushed him off a cliff

 

[Deleted member 42399]

Jew r lucky

 

[panjeet currycel]

I always lose

well then start being ruthless and winning

 

[Tom Jones]

Curry mogger. I bet the taxi you drive is a mercedes

 

[manletmachinestream]

I never win . I was born to lose

 

[Beanermaxxer]

I can send 1k worth of $PEPE to your wallet if you delete your account

 

[standardcel]

Cause you’re Achilles

 

[lifeless]

I envy you.