Why do I have the brain of a child?

[Vermilioncore]

I don’t like responsibility, I don’t know how to do adult things like fix cars, I don’t know what taxes are and don’t know anything about the government. The only thing I really care about is playing video games, jerking off and eating. Why do you think I’m this way?

 

[Vermilioncore]

I never brush my teeth, never shower, never went to the dentist my entire life

 

[Deleted member 22124]

Get a dog.

 

[Deleted member 43403]

I never brush my teeth, never shower, never went to the dentist my entire life

Just Another Day At Curry.org

 

[JackTheKnife]

These Oklahomans wouldn't recognize a witty genius if he threw ketchup in their face.

 

[Deleted member 23558]

I never brush my teeth, never shower, never went to the dentist my entire life

i dont brush and never went to dentist but i shower like four times a day

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I don’t like responsibility, I don’t know how to do adult things like fix cars, I don’t know what taxes are and don’t know anything about the government. The only thing I really care about is playing video games, jerking off and eating. Why do you think I’m this way?

Then get some responsibility. Or make it yourself like a hobby with a payoff later. But a job speaks wonders.

As for fixing cars, if you have no interest in mechanics, then why worry about that? I have no interest in pottery so you won't hear me complaining, "WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILN!"

Taxes are the Googlement's way of saying, "We're taking your fucking money and you ain't going do jack shit about it or we'll fuck your ass up, nigga."

I think you're a bum.

 

[Vermilioncore]

These Oklahomans wouldn't recognize a witty genius if he threw ketchup in their face.

They wouldn’t know what juice is even if it ran down their chins.

 

[JackTheKnife]

They wouldn’t know what juice is even if it ran down their chins.

Don't worry, will be their future kingdom.

 

[Deleted member 25534]

high sentience trait

 

[apocalypse]

I am the same
I will be Peter Pancelling at 80 if I'm still alive