Why do I like having a small penis?

[Vermilioncore]

I think it’s because I know that I’m not meant to win so it gives me peace in life. When I look around and see myself living in squalor with no hopes or dreams, I don’t get sad because I know that’s what fate had in store for me since birth.

If I had a big dick and was beautiful, I’d be paranoid if I wasn’t winning becuase I’d know it would be unnatural.

But it’s perfectly normal for a little dick ugly nobody like me to suck at life. And I raise my glass to my shit genetics. Thank you for making me me

 

[asdvek]

It's easier to jerk off with a small pp

 

[sub5outsider]

small dick is a high class trait

 

[Nebelix28]

Uhm okay buddy