Why do I like to crumble up my dollars before I give them to the cashier

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When I’m paying with cash I smash the dollars up into my hands and give it to the cashier all bundled up and wrinkly and they always get annoyed. One time a strict gas station lady said “you gotta straighten these out next time man”
 
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  1. Probably because as an incel this is the one time you feel you have control/power to cause inconvenience in someone's life even if its ultimately to end up in a cash register.
 
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low functioning autism
 
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  1. Probably because as an incel this is the one time you feel you have control/power to cause inconvenience in someone's life even if its ultimately to end up in a cash register.
Why do you always diss incels if you yourself are one?
 
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Why do you always diss incels if you yourself are one?
Im not incel. I am Chad . Also how about addressing me with some respect here, I'm a big deal around these parts.
 
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No Idea Idk GIF by DefyTV
 
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Nah why’d @📎 unreact my post
 
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Judge and jury the type of in a movie who sees something menacing up in the sky and takes his hat off in disbelief
Judge and Jury the type of nutty Geeza to jump over a crack because he thinks stepping on it breaks his mothers back ☠️
 
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Judge and Jury the type of nutty Geeza to jump over a crack because he thinks stepping on it breaks his mothers back ☠️
Nah JudgeandJury the type of kiddy fiddler to scream "SWEET BABY JESUS OF BETHLEHEM" when he's frightened.
 
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Nah JudgeandJury the type of kiddy fiddler to scream "SWEET BABY JESUS OF BETHLEHEM" when he's frightened.
Nah he the type of faggot to jump out of his own clothes with a goofy sound and run off when he’s scared of something
 
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Nah he the type of faggot to jump out of his own clothes with a goofy sound and run off when he’s scared of something
Nah JudgeandJury the type of scaredy cat to jump into someone's arms when he's heard a scary sound
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Nah Judge and Jury the type of yabadabadoodle to get back pain and scream "Madonna Santa"
Nah he the type of rascal to stub his toe and it hurts so much he screams but his scream is the sound of a loud horn instead of his own voice
 
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Nah Judge and Jury the type of yabadabadoodle to get back pain and scream "Madonna Santa"
Nah JudgeandJury the type of God fearing mortal to scream "Christ on a bike!" when he's in pain.
@vermillioncorefan
 
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How come the cashier kicked me out after I started shooting coins at her with my rubber band pencil slingshot but I had a chocolate bar in my pocket
 
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How come the cashier kicked me out after I started shooting coins at her with my rubber band pencil slingshot but I had a chocolate bar in my pocket
Because she wanted to be raped
 
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When I’m paying with cash I smash the dollars up into my hands and give it to the cashier all bundled up and wrinkly and they always get annoyed. One time a strict gas station lady said “you gotta straighten these out next time man”
Lol, that's actually pretty damn funny. I'm going to do this at Walmart. We always pay cash for everything. Gas station clerks might have the discretion to tell you to fuck off. But Walmart cashiers cannot do that. Especially after they've just scanned $130 worth of groceries. They'll have to straighten it all out and count it as well.
 
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