why do i smell like shit when i sit down?

[puniteking]

Seriously, when I'm sitting down for a long period, at work or school, I can start to smell an awful aroma coming from underneath there and feel like anyone that comes close to me can smell it. I'm a clean guy, i shower everyday and make sure to clean my asslohe well, i eat healthy foods, i use clean pants and boxers. When i take a shit I clean correctly. Dude seriously wtf

 

[yoshisand]

Seriously, when I'm sitting down for a long period, at work or school, I can start to smell an awful aroma coming from underneath there and feel like anyone that comes close to me can smell it. I'm a clean guy, i shower everyday and make sure to clean my asslohe well, i eat healthy foods, i use clean pants and boxers. When i take a shit I clean correctly. Dude seriously wtf

Do you wear cologne deodorant and lotion?

 

[puniteking]

Do you wear cologne deodorant and lotion?

Yes I wear those

 

[looksmaxxed]

it's probably bos:

chronic constipation aka bowel obstruction syndrome

people often think it's the amount of impaction that's the worst part, but in reality, it's more to do with the hardness of the stool that contributes to most painful aspect of its passing. oftentimes it is quite comfortable dropping a thick uninterrupted log that might take 5 or 6 flushes or...

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[OldBones]

Seriously, when I'm sitting down for a long period, at work or school, I can start to smell an awful aroma coming from underneath there and feel like anyone that comes close to me can smell it. I'm a clean guy, i shower everyday and make sure to clean my asslohe well, i eat healthy foods, i use clean pants and boxers. When i take a shit I clean correctly. Dude seriously wtf

Are you Indian or ethnic?