Why do landwhales at my office try to hit on me? Why the fuck would I be interested in them?

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I am a Chadlite and sometimes hideously ugly, disgusting landwhales hit on me at my office. I never give them the time of day. I am usually rude to them or ignore them. So whats the point? Same way, I can hit on Taylor Swift, but its not like she will like me.

I just had an attractive college girl invite me to church. So why would I take dog shit when I can take gold? Even if I had no option (say the foid was just being nice or whatever) , I would still not take the dog shit. Esp. considering it takes $$$ to keep the dog shit/go on dates with these animals. So really, its worse than dog shit.
 
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I am a Chadlite and sometimes hideously ugly, disgusting landwhales hit on me at my office. I never give them the time of day. I am usually rude to them or ignore them. So whats the point? Same way, I can hit on Taylor Swift, but its not like she will like me.

I just had a college girl invite me to church. So why would I take dog shit when I can take gold? Even if I had no option (say the foid was just being nice or whatever) , I would still not take the dog shit. Esp. considering it takes $$$ to keep the dog shit/go on dates with these animals.
For a billion dollars. Would you breed with 3 landwhales of white, black and asian descent?
 
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For a billion dollars. Would you breed with 3 landwhales of white, black and asian descent?
only if they refuse to bathe for 3 weeks so I can get the proper fermented fupa smell
 
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I am a Chadlite and sometimes hideously ugly, disgusting landwhales hit on me at my office. I never give them the time of day. I am usually rude to them or ignore them.
its easier just to call them piggies and have them get mad at you and piss off, I used to make snorting pig noises at fat people when I was younger especially on public transport oh boy those were the times any who about your bbw problem, yeah also consider putting some bacon in your pocket so if you are being bothered by one you could throw the bacon and she would probably dive for it without thinking giving you some time to run away
 
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For a billion dollars. Would you breed with 3 landwhales of white, black and asian descent?
Yeah, I would do a lot for 1 billion.
 
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its easier just to call them piggies and have them get mad at you and piss off, I used to make snorting pig noises at fat people when I was younger especially on public transport oh boy those were the times any who about your bbw problem, yeah also consider putting some bacon in your pocket so if you are being bothered by one you could throw the bacon and she would probably dive for it without thinking giving you some time to run away
I would , but the landwhales at the HRs/management would get mad at me.

What I do instead is take barbs at the disgusting lardasses
For examp-le:
-One time I pointed to a pizza and said "you got to be careful with that pizza" to these two landwhales and laughed. :LOL:

-I pointed to a landwhale in her 20s plate, which had a 2 doughnuts and a hot dog and said "wow, seems like you never had breakfast today" :feelsgah: she said "yep" (almost about to cry it seemed. lol) and then I said "I can tell" and laughed. :forcedsmile:

-One time I bought up my girlfriend 3 times during a conversation with a landwhale:p, even though I don't have a girlfriend. JUST to make her feel bad. :)
 
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I am a Chadlite and sometimes hideously ugly, disgusting landwhales hit on me at my office. I never give them the time of day. I am usually rude to them or ignore them. So whats the point? Same way, I can hit on Taylor Swift, but its not like she will like me.

I just had an attractive college girl invite me to church. So why would I take dog shit when I can take gold? Even if I had no option (say the foid was just being nice or whatever) , I would still not take the dog shit. Esp. considering it takes $$$ to keep the dog shit/go on dates with these animals. So really, its worse than dog shit.
I hate fat bitches #hog pink oink
 
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would you kill 20 grandmas with a golf club for 1 billion?
Fuck no. I would spend my life in prison. No amount of $$$ would be of use to me then.
 
Fuck no. I would spend my life in prison. No amount of $$$ would be of use to me then.
What if you got criminal immunity would you kill the gramas then.
 
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