Why do men become mechanics and plumbers and similar occupations?

[Vermilioncore]

Why are other men besides me naturally strong and smart?


I can’t fix a leaky faucet, can’t even change out a tire, and I scream when I see a roach. I’m not much of a man at all.

But what’s weird is I get pussy still. I guess looks are all that matters to women. They don’t care if they’re fucking a retard as long as he got good dick game

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

But you're squatting under someone's house. You don't even know those people above you! What do you do when it floods?

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I'm gonna start calling you, Alex.

 

[Vermilioncore]

But you're squatting under someone's house. You don't even know those people above you! What do you do when it floods?

Like a shark, I resurface and take my prey beneath the water with me. Jaws type shit innit bluddy

 

[qFlodz]

Op dreams probably:

 

[DalitBoss]

and I scream when I see a roach.

I used to be scared until I saw some babies in my toilet. Didn't wanna let them grow so I stomped on like 2 or 3 little guys.

I know am not scared of most bugs but those big ones scared the soul outta me, especially when they move at the speed of light on the ground

 

[Vermilioncore]

I used to be scared until I saw some babies in my toilet. Didn't wanna let them grow so I stomped on like 2 or 3 little guys.

I know am not scared of most bugs but those big ones scared the soul outta me, especially when they move at the speed of light on the ground

Yeah roaches are super fast. They can run like 10x their body weight. I read somewhere that their speed to body mass is the equivalent of a human running 200mph

 

[DalitBoss]

Yeah roaches are super fast. They can run like 10x their body weight. I read somewhere that their speed to body mass is the equivalent of a human running 200mph

Roaches were made to add an extra layer of suffering to my life.

 

[deadstock]

When i was young i was always mirin the homeless people especially during summer. Always thought that's the ideal job

 

[Vermilioncore]

When i was young i was always mirin the homeless people especially during summer. Always thought that's the ideal job

The ideal job in my eyes is working from home at a call center where you can be a fat slob all day the whale typebeay

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Like a shark, I resurface and take my prey beneath the water with me. Jaws type shit innit bluddy

Your prey as to an inflatable sex doll. That would be difficult to take underwater unless you deflate it first.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

I used to be scared until I saw some babies in my toilet. Didn't wanna let them grow so I stomped on like 2 or 3 little guys.

I know am not scared of most bugs but those big ones scared the soul outta me, especially when they move at the speed of light on the ground

I once knew a guy who would snort roaches and their eggs. We called him, Malfunction. Ugh, I wonder what ever happened to him.