Why do movies got to have a plot

[Vermilioncore]

Why not just have a camera recording some fat slob just hanging out at home @cromagnon @PeiFan94

 

[Deleted member 77718]

When I was visiting Nepal I met this art student who wanted me to come in and "play" a minor part in his avant garde film of him sitting indian-style in a dark room with a tv on for 72 hours. Basically he just wanted me to walk in carrying a potted plant and stand there for 5 minutes. So naturally I slit that faggot spics throat

 

[einzigartig]

cause it wouldn't make much sense without a plot normies couldn't grasp the art of it and would go ER

 

[Eblan]

Why not just film someone scrolling .org for 3 hours?

 

[einzigartig]

Why not just film someone scrolling .org for 3 hours?

u could be the one filming it or scrolling

 

[psychobateman]

Why not just have a camera recording some fat slob just hanging out at home @cromagnon @PeiFan94

The Whale

 

[sickdawgie]

I was watching Dexter and wishing I could just watch him get along with his family instead there always needs to be a new villian showing up or some shit

 

[Vermilioncore]

The Whale

That has a plot though. I want a movie where there’s no plot or artsy shit, just a guy being filmed hanging out and eating and browsing his phone

 

[Deleted member 62760]

I was watching Dexter and wishing I could just watch him get along with his family instead there always needs to be a new villian showing up or some shit

Tbh the best part of the movie is always the beginning when its all happy peaceful and shit

 

[sickdawgie]

Tbh the best part of the movie is always the beginning when its all happy peaceful and shit

pretty true ngl!!!

 

[RichardSpencel]

Why not just have a camera recording some fat slob just hanging out at home

Turn on your camera and start streaming tubby

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

That has a plot though. I want a movie where there’s no plot or artsy shit, just a guy being filmed hanging out and eating and browsing his phone

vice incel documentaries maby

 

[psychobateman]

I was watching Dexter and wishing I could just watch him get along with his family instead there always needs to be a new villian showing up or some shit

Show fell off after season 4.
Season 5-7 are all right, but 8 was shit

 

[Vermilioncore]

vice incel documentaries maby

Nah I don’t want a documentary tho just a random guy being fimed but professional

 

[AustinCutler]

watch the movie called : Begotten

its an art movie and random degenrate zoomers hate it even older people hate it because this movie doesnt have a story

 

[sickdawgie]

Show fell off after season 4.
Season 5-7 are all right, but 8 was shit

damn im in season 4 . no spoilers pls

 

[Vermilioncore]

watch the movie called : Begotten

its an art movie and random degenrate zoomers hate it even older people hate it because this movie doesnt have a story

Yeah that’s hipster art stuff though.

Why can’t there be a movie about this:

The movie starts with the camera zooming into a window of a house. The camera shows a guy chillin in bed listening to headphones. He gets a bag of cheez its and starts snacking and watching YouTube on his phone. He goes outside and checks the mailbox and goes back inside and jerks off. He charges his phone and goes to bed and the movie ends

@cromagnon

 

[vermillioncorefan]

you don’t need a movie to see some guy rot just diy

 

[Vermilioncore]

you don’t need a movie to see some guy rot just diy

Yeah but it’ll be nice to see a film that shows someone else do it. It’ll be way more interesting than marvel movies for sure because it’s realistic

 

[Deleted member 79871]

How about a fat fuck taking the bus to work?

 

[Deleted member 62760]

watch the movie called : Begotten

its an art movie and random degenrate zoomers hate it even older people hate it because this movie doesnt have a story

That movie scared me so much as a kid

 

[Deleted member 62760]

Yeah that’s hipster art stuff though.

Why can’t there be a movie about this:

The movie starts with the camera zooming into a window of a house. The camera shows a guy chillin in bed listening to headphones. He gets a bag of cheez its and starts snacking and watching YouTube on his phone. He goes outside and checks the mailbox and goes back inside and jerks off. He charges his phone and goes to bed and the movie ends

@cromagnon

Shit, would you be thinking more of a short film? Or would you add parts to the plot to stretch it to 2 hours or so? Which actor would you have to play as the guy?

 

[Vermilioncore]

Shit, would you be thinking more of a short film? Or would you add parts to the plot to stretch it to 2 hours or so? Which actor would you have to play as the guy?

Stretch it 2 hours.

The actor would be a guy I just get online and have him be the star. No acting history or experience at all. I’ll just tell him to act normal and be himself

 

[vermillioncorefan]

Yeah but it’ll be nice to see a film that shows someone else do it. It’ll be way more interesting than marvel movies for sure because it’s realistic

so true honestly. why isn’t there a movie about some 30 year old dude who lives with his parents and walks around his house to get a glass of water and a beer then watches you tube shows some foids on omegle his dick and goes to bed it’s like james joyce ulysses

 

[AustinCutler]

Yeah that’s hipster art stuff though.

Why can’t there be a movie about this:

The movie starts with the camera zooming into a window of a house. The camera shows a guy chillin in bed listening to headphones. He gets a bag of cheez its and starts snacking and watching YouTube on his phone. He goes outside and checks the mailbox and goes back inside and jerks off. He charges his phone and goes to bed and the movie ends

@cromagnon

that would be a perfect movie it would be too good to exist. i would watch that movie everyday

 

[Deleted member 80130]

Yeah that’s hipster art stuff though.

Why can’t there be a movie about this:

The movie starts with the camera zooming into a window of a house. The camera shows a guy chillin in bed listening to headphones. He gets a bag of cheez its and starts snacking and watching YouTube on his phone. He goes outside and checks the mailbox and goes back inside and jerks off. He charges his phone and goes to bed and the movie ends

@cromagnon

u just described the plot of the movie

 

[Vermilioncore]

Y

u just described the plot of the movie

yeah but it goes no where. No character development, no meaning, no action, no conclusion, etc