why do normies think I have a sad life

[Vermilioncore]

I wake up, get my $900 headphones on and listen to music on my high quality DAP while I crack open some beers in bed and watch a movie in the background and eat stolen food from the Uber eats delivery driver app.

All of this is done in a dark cozy room with my toys next to me.

How come normies tbink this is sad? It’s a great day

 

[Deleted member 20399]

sad life mate. sad sad life

 

[AlexBrown84]

update the movie megathread!!!!!!

 

[dimorphism]

stolen food from the Uber eats delivery driver app.

You still doing that pickup trickery?

 

[flippasav]

Food from uber eats?

 

[AlexBrown84]

the good life

order a large pizza and coke zero

call over a whore from tinder

watch some cute anime and stare at myself in the camera app on macbook for an hour while listening to jersey mixes

send tiktoks to my bro @Hardrada

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I wake up, get my $900 headphones on and listen to music on my high quality DAP while I crack open some beers in bed and watch a movie in the background and eat stolen food from the Uber eats delivery driver app.

All of this is done in a dark cozy room with my toys next to me.

How come normies tbink this is sad? It’s a great day

I've had many similar great days. Where you look around and feel things are pretty cozy

 

[yeeyeeslayer]

update the movie megathread!!!!!!

@Vermilioncore what movie megathread

 

[Vermilioncore]

update the movie megathread!!!!!!

Tell mods to pin it so it gets attention. The only people that visit it is myself you and @Manletmachine and maybe @Sprinkles sometimes
Once it gets pinned I’ll update

 

[Vermilioncore]

I've had many similar great days. Where you look around and feel things are pretty cozy

I agree. Normies think the only good days are when they’re watching a football game with their wife and kid eating bbq. For me, happiness is getting drunk alone with stolen food and watching movies and listening to music with my $200+ toys and $900 headphones on

 

[AlexBrown84]

Tell mods to pin it so it gets attention. The only people that visit it is myself you and @Manletmachine and maybe @Sprinkles sometimes
Once it gets pinned I’ll update

i still have a few favors i can call in with the big man upstairs

i’ll see what i can do

 

[AlexBrown84]

I agree. Normies think the only good days are when they’re watching a football game with their wife and kid eating bbq. For me, happiness is getting drunk alone with stolen food and watching movies and listening to music with my $200+ toys and $900 headphones on

$200 toys is too expensive

i can get good unused toys for $20 in cambodia

 

[Alt Number 3]

stolen food from delivery apps are goated. I remember abusing that shit and becoming a fat as fuck retard from all the mcdonalds family feasts I stole.

 

[Vermilioncore]

stolen food from delivery apps are goated. I remember abusing that shit and becoming a fat as fuck retard from all the mcdonalds family feasts I stole.

Same but one time some cuck manager told me to click “picked up order” so I wouldn’t steal it. But I ended up stealing it anyway and still somehow I got paid for delivering it even though I ate it. Was weird. So I bought a bottle of vodka with the money and got shitfaced and sexually harassed women online until they blocked me @vermillioncorefan

 

[Alt Number 3]

Same but one time some cuck manager told me to click “picked up order” so I wouldn’t steal it. But I ended up stealing it anyway and still somehow I got paid for delivering it even though I ate it. Was weird. So I bought a bottle of vodka with the money and got shitfaced and sexually harassed women online until they blocked me @vermillioncorefan

you can try other excuses. what I used to do was pluck some ball hair and lay it on the burger and showed it to customer support. that shit got refunded so quick

 

[Vermilioncore]

you can try other excuses. what I used to do was pluck some ball hair and lay it on the burger and showed it to customer support. that shit got refunded so quick

Good idea next time im finna bust a fat nut all over a pizza and send it to customer support then eat that shit call it homemade ranch

 

[Alt Number 3]

Good idea next time im finna bust a fat nut all over a pizza and send it to customer support then eat that shit call it homemade ranch

nah your on your own with that one

 

[Deleted member 31457]

the good life

order a large pizza and coke zero

call over a whore from tinder

watch some cute anime and stare at myself in the camera app on macbook for an hour while listening to jersey mixes

send tiktoks to my bro @Hardrada
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[AlexBrown84]

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yawnnnn

 

[Deleted member 31457]

yawnnnn

WTF

 

[Nick.Harte]

Normies aren’t idiots. If they think you have a sad life, you got a sad life. Period. No arguing n shit. No “ for me….”. Repeats after me :

I ain’t getting pussy
I’m an outcast
I’m a loser
I have a sad life
I’ll always be sad.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Normies aren’t idiots. If they think you have a sad life, you got a sad life. Period. No arguing n shit. No “ for me….”. Repeats after me :

I ain’t getting pussy
I’m an outcast
I’m a loser
I have a sad life
I’ll always be sad.

What if I fuck pussy at night but during day I’m an incel what am I called

 

[Nick.Harte]

What if I fuck pussy at night but during day I’m an incel what am I called

Still a loser

 

[Magnum Opus]

the good life

get fucked in the ass by my jewish boyfriend

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I agree. Normies think the only good days are when they’re watching a football game with their wife and kid eating bbq. For me, happiness is getting drunk alone with stolen food and watching movies and listening to music with my $200+ toys and $900 headphones on

I got drunk and high last night while walking through a blizzard in my coat and boots. Good times.

 

[UZB_Strebl]

$200 toys is too expensive

i can get good unused toys for $20 in cambodia

AlexBrown84FanClubLeader911

 

[mogstars]

I agree. Normies think the only good days are when they’re watching a football game with their wife and kid eating bbq. For me, happiness is getting drunk alone with stolen food and watching movies and listening to music with my $200+ toys and $900 headphones on

What do you mean by toys

 

[Deleted member 58285]

What do you mean by toys

Anal vibrators

 

[mogstars]

Anal vibrators

That’s unironically all I could think of