Why do people act like a black eye is such a big deal?

[asdvek]

When Elon musk had a black eye in the white house everyone was going crazy omg why is his eye black

Nigga it's a black eye. He didn't get decapitated, he has a black eye.

I've had a black eye 3 times my whole life and guess what I did it on purpose each time.

I punched my eyes or hit with a hammer to get a black eye on purpose all those times

Because it's dark triad and it works too

 

[Saint Casanova]

Black eye club

 

[asdvek]

Black eye club

I did it to be dark triad and succeeded

They do it because they're tryhard and they fail and look goofy

 

[Ghoulish]

Lmfao nigga got a black eye from his son cuck ass nigga got banged by his lil pre pubescent son