Why do people think finance bros are all chads?

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Idk why people glamorize finance bros so much. Most of the niggas in high finance are not GL. They are just bunch of autistic oldcels. And like 70% of them are gooks, curries and Jews. People in those high paying analyst in top firms are extremely high iq and analytical thinkers. They are the last to get blinded by good looks.99% of people in the industry have a maths or physics background and are very low T subhumans that care 0% about their looks.

Just look at the people who handle quant, index funds even many executive in senior management are subhuman. For these roles being GL alone isnt enough. Im not saying looks halo doesn't exist but in most cases these things don't carry or translate in real life. You need hard skills and results to do well here. Muh 6'5 blue eyes and finance is not reality
 
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because WE are
 
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i did finance work experience and i ascended
 
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Idk why people glamarize the finance bros so much. Most of the niggas in high finance are not GL. They are just bunch of oldcels. And like 70% of them are gooks, curries and Jews. People in those high paying analyst in top firms are extremely high iq and analytical thinkers. They are the last to get blinded by good looks.99% of people in the industry have a maths or physics background and are very low T subhumans that care 0% about their looks.

Just look at the people who handle quant, index funds even many executive in senior management are subhuman. For these roles being GL alone isnt enough. Im not saying looks halo doesn't exist but in most cases these things don't carry or translate in real life. You need hard skills and results to do well here. Muh 6'5 blue eyes and finance is not reality
Wolf of wall street and American Psycho
 
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Idk why people glamorize finance bros so much. Most of the niggas in high finance are not GL. They are just bunch of autistic oldcels. And like 70% of them are gooks, curries and Jews. People in those high paying analyst in top firms are extremely high iq and analytical thinkers. They are the last to get blinded by good looks.99% of people in the industry have a maths or physics background and are very low T subhumans that care 0% about their looks.

Just look at the people who handle quant, index funds even many executive in senior management are subhuman. For these roles being GL alone isnt enough. Im not saying looks halo doesn't exist but in most cases these things don't carry or translate in real life. You need hard skills and results to do well here. Muh 6'5 blue eyes and finance is not reality
Old stereotypes of only high class wasp families having places at elite boutiques and bulge brackets that normies still think exist. Nowadays most people you see at these banks are either your diversity hires (from top schools) or actual good candidates from top schools. Of course thatโ€™s only for IB, I donโ€™t know how it is for all the other high finance fields but hedge funds from what Iโ€™ve seen are filled with ugly gooks.
 
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Maybe Finance guys they talk about are having backend roles?
 
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Idk why people glamorize finance bros so much. Most of the niggas in high finance are not GL. They are just bunch of autistic oldcels. And like 70% of them are gooks, curries and Jews. People in those high paying analyst in top firms are extremely high iq and analytical thinkers. They are the last to get blinded by good looks.99% of people in the industry have a maths or physics background and are very low T subhumans that care 0% about their looks.

Just look at the people who handle quant, index funds even many executive in senior management are subhuman. For these roles being GL alone isnt enough. Im not saying looks halo doesn't exist but in most cases these things don't carry or translate in real life. You need hard skills and results to do well here. Muh 6'5 blue eyes and finance is not reality
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Most of them are tall with health and white so it makes sense
 
This is what usual finance bros look like in Norway

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Notice the MTNs, a few ethnics and fat and balding LTNs.
They're not Chads, but they have a certain personality type that makes them fit with the finance bro niche. See how well they vibe with each other, though I would not fit in in such an environment at all, even though I mog these guys, since finance is of no interest to me. Their interest is usually finance, they have a common drive to make bucks, and they dress and act and talk in a certain way, often in a sleazy way. They're also often good with math and numbers, and would probably struggle in such an environment if they weren't. In Scandinavia finance bros usually have middle parted and/or slicked back hair, wear half zippers with maybe a shirt underneath, and vests, and a nice wristwatch. What's funny is that I dress the same way mostly, since I like the style, but I'm gonna study history. But I would say finance have a higher number of Chads than other courses.
 
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Nope the stereotype is somewhat true. Looks gives you confidence which gets you to jobs like that. Height is directly correlated to job success. The only ugly people who are in those jobs are the ones who have been there for 30 years and lost all their looks in the process
 
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When I started my finance job last year I had to go to a training event with all the other new joiners. I had never been mogged so hard in my life, the vast majority of them were 6ft turbo NT HTNs
 
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Finance bros are overglazed. if they don't come from rich families then they will 100% end up working a 9-5 anyway. If they do come from rich family's then the Chad stereotype does apply cuz better environment, but they're still looser that think they're "investing bro" when in reality they're just making daddy lose money on their stupid ventures.

As you can tell, I hate finance bros, because I'm not one of them
 
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