Why do short men look like actual goblins?

[AirConditionedDog]

I was scrolling through r/short and I came across these absolute MANLETS claiming to be around 5,4 - 5,5 sending pics of themselves and I couldn’t help but compare them to the goblins from clash of clans.

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The proportions are so fucked on shorter guys it’s actually insane. Not only do taller gl people get elevated by height but their overall features look better as well.
And tbh the muscular look doesn’t help it at all.

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Is there any reason for this, other than the obvious fact of being smaller?

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[LooksThinker]

because they are goblins.

 

[LooksThinker]

I´m 5´4 and my frame is giga small even tho it looks like big on me.

 

[depressionmaxxing]

5“10 is considerd goblin?

 

[Napoleon1800]

because they are goblins.

Are you one too?

 

[nigkook]

I was scrolling through r/short and I came across these absolute MANLETS claiming to be around 5,4 - 5,5 sending pics of themselves and I couldn’t help but compare them to the goblins from clash of clans.

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The proportions are so fucked on shorter guys it’s actually insane. Not only do taller gl people get elevated by height but their overall features look better as well.
And tbh the muscular look doesn’t help it at all.

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Is there any reason for this, other than the obvious fact of being smaller?

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keep making fun of your fellow inkies

 

[Napoleon1800]

5“10 is considerd goblin?

@Bitchwhipper2 on suicide watch

 

[AirConditionedDog]

Anything below 6ft is Manlet territory. You’re only considered tall if you’re above 6,5 ATLEAST

 

[Deleted member 46979]

short people also tend to be dumber than regular sized people from my experience. i'm not sure if that's just a symptom of them being sp low to the ground they can't see things very well or if their brain actually has less capability.

 

[depressionmaxxing]

@Bitchwhipper2 on suicide watch

5“10 barefoot is above avg or avg. shouldnt be considerd manlet imo

 

[AirConditionedDog]

short people also tend to be dumber than regular sized people from my experience. i'm not sure if that's just a symptom of them being sp low to the ground they can't see things very well or if their brain actually has less capability.

Their brains are proportionally less developed, along with their other appendages I’m assuming.

 

[st.hamudi but 6‘5]

touch grass

 

[AirConditionedDog]

5“10 barefoot is above avg or avg. shouldnt be considerd manlet imo

5,10 is below average in most western countries and Europe. 6ft is the bare minimum buddy

 

[Napoleon1800]

5“10 barefoot is above avg or avg. shouldnt be considerd manlet imo

5'10 barefoot is average height in the west, but average isn't much different to short to women tbh. They group 5'7-6'0 together as the unnoticeable heights. Below 5'7 is where they r noticeably short and above 6'0 noticeably tall.

 

[Saint Casanova]

Anything below 6ft is Manlet territory. You’re only considered tall if you’re above 6,5 ATLEAST

Dumbass

 

[AirConditionedDog]

Dumbass

I’m assuming you’re below 6ft. Brutal mane

 

[Saint Casanova]

I’m assuming you’re below 6ft. Brutal mane

No I’m not , that’s why I know what’s tall and what isn’t. 6’5 barefoot legit is very tall, that’s like Nate Jacob level. You should tower over nearly everyone jfl.

Tall starts at like 6’2.

 

[Orc]

 

[AirConditionedDog]

I’m assuming you’re below 6ft. Brutal m

No I’m not , that’s why I know what’s tall and what isn’t. 6’5 barefoot legit is very tall, that’s like Nate Jacob level. You should tower over nearly everyone jfl.

Tall starts at like 6’2.

I’m 6,3 and most people I see are around my height or 1 to 2 inches taller than me

 

[Napoleon1800]

I’m 6,3 and most people I see are around my height or 1 to 2 inches taller than me

Another curry Greycel who is 6'3 with an 8×6 yet is a virgin

 

[kanderior]

Women group 5'7-6'0 together as the unnoticeable heights

I’m 6,3 and most people I see are around my height or 1 to 2 inches taller than me

mental illness

 

[AirConditionedDog]

Another curry Greycel who is 6'3 with an 8×6 yet is a virgin

I’m actually from Anglo Saxon Aryan decent buddy. I’m half Swedish and Scandinavian. My cock isn’t 8x6 tho it’s around 7.4 bp by 5.5 tho jfl

 

[Napoleon1800]

mental illness

It's not, the average height range looks generally the same to women. How different do u really think 5'9 is to 5'11 in the eyes of women

 

[AirConditionedDog]

mental illness

I literally have to look up to see most ppl around me, are you good?

 

[kanderior]

I literally have to look up to see most ppl around me, are you good?

then you're not 6'3 you deluded larping moron

 

[kanderior]

It's not, the average height range looks generally the same to women. How different do u really think 5'9 is to 5'11 in the eyes of women

women don't group 5'7 and 6'0 together dude ffs what is wrong with you people

 

[AirConditionedDog]

then you're not 6'3 you deluded larping moron

I live in Sweden and I haven’t seen anyone below 6ft ever

 

[Napoleon1800]

women don't group 5'7 and 6'0 together dude ffs what is wrong with you people

Maybe I was exaggerating a bit. I meant that those heights don't stick out, like they aren't anything special

 

[st.hamudi but 6‘5]

No I’m not , that’s why I know what’s tall and what isn’t. 6’5 barefoot legit is very tall, that’s like Nate Jacob level. You should tower over nearly everyone jfl.

Tall starts at like 6’2.

yea he never went outside and it shows

at 6‘5 I tower over literally everybody in central europe

6‘2 is good

 

[AirConditionedDog]

yea he never went outside and it shows

at 6‘5 I tower over literally everybody in central europe

6‘2 is good

Alright I’m coming clean. I’m 5,2

 

[Napoleon1800]

then you're not 6'3 you deluded larping moron

Think he misspelled 5'3

 

[st.hamudi but 6‘5]

Alright I’m coming clean. I’m 5,2

yea thats death tier but 5‘10 is completely fine mtn height imo with a good face u can slay easily

I even have 5‘7 ethnic slayer friends but if you’re shorter u can benefit more from prettyboy appeal

 

[Saint Casanova]

I’m 6,3 and most people I see are around my height or 1 to 2 inches taller than me

Yeah yeah, unless you live in some tiny town only filled with native Dutch, you’re no where close if most people are your height.

 

[AirConditionedDog]

yea thats death tier but 5‘10 is completely fine mtn height imo with a good face u can slay easily

I even have 5‘7 ethnic slayer friends but if you’re shorter u can benefit more from prettyboy appeal

I got leg lengthening surgery already, I was 4,9 before. I usually wear around 2 inch lifts so I stand at like 5,4 ish

 

[Napoleon1800]

yea thats death tier but 5‘10 is completely fine mtn height imo with a good face u can slay easily

I even have 5‘7 ethnic slayer friends but if you’re shorter u can benefit more from prettyboy appeal

Disagree with you there. Prettyboy is literally tall, slim with a pretty young face

 

[st.hamudi but 6‘5]

Disagree with you there. Prettyboy is literally tall, slim with a pretty young face

cappp prettyboys can easily get away with less height cause they don’t need the protective appeal

 

[st.hamudi but 6‘5]

I got leg lengthening surgery already, I was 4,9 before. I usually wear around 2 inch lifts so I stand at like 5,4 ish

joever, geomaxx

 

[Saint Casanova]

It's not, the average height range looks generally the same to women. How different do u really think 5'9 is to 5'11 in the eyes of women

That’s because 2 inches isn’t a huge difference in the first place

 

[Napoleon1800]

cappp prettyboys can easily get away with less height cause they don’t need the protective appeal

The whole appeal of prettyboys is that they r tall (masculine trait) but slim with a feminised youthful face (feminine "pretty" traits) literally all ideal prettyboy archetypes r tall. Not ogreish tall as in above 6'5 but usually 6'1-6'4

 

[AirConditionedDog]

joever, geomaxx

Should I move to Mumbai man?

 

[st.hamudi but 6‘5]

The whole appeal of prettyboys is that they r tall (masculine trait) but slim with a feminised youthful face (feminine "pretty" traits) literally all ideal prettyboy archetypes r tall. Not ogreish tall as in above 6'5 but usually 6'1-6'4

true but u missed my point completely

 

[Napoleon1800]

That’s because 2 inches isn’t a huge difference in the first place

My point is if ur height doesn't start with a 6 it doesn't matter much to women anyway unless ur below 5'7 which is manlet territory

 

[AirConditionedDog]

That’s because 2 inches isn’t a huge difference in the first place

5,10 - 6ft seems pretty big to me

 

[Napoleon1800]

true but u missed my point completely

My mistake if I did could you explain again what point u were trying to make?

 

[st.hamudi but 6‘5]

My mistake if I did could you explain again what point u were trying to make?

they can get away with less height

 

[Napoleon1800]

they can get away with less height

Yh ig but not much

 

[Napoleon1800]

5,10 - 6ft seems pretty big to me

Jfl

 

[Saint Casanova]

My point is if ur height doesn't start with a 6 it doesn't matter much to women anyway unless ur below 5'7 which is manlet territory

A strong 5’11 can easily fraud to 6ft+. A 5’8/9cel can’t

 

[Napoleon1800]

A strong 5’11 can easily fraud to 6ft+. A 5’8/9cel can’t

Yh true but we r talking about real heights here

 

[st.hamudi but 6‘5]

I’m 6,3 and most people I see are around my height or 1 to 2 inches taller than me

then you’re larping or just autistic
probably larping 2 inches like most men therefore insecure if you see men your height
you developed a complex
you probably also live in europe cause 6‘1 isnt that uncommon here

that would be my analysis