Why do slasher movies only involve groups of friends?

[Vermilioncore]

How come no slasher movie is about a killer going after some old farts living in the retirement home or killing a family, why does it always have to involve a big group of sluts and chads who party and fuck?

 

[Vermilioncore]

@Manletmachine @TRUE_CEL how come scream movies are so intimidating

 

[autistic_tendencies]

The incel producers are projecting their own fantasies on screen
Hahahahab

 

[Deleted member 42009]

How come no slasher movie is about a killer going after some old farts living in the retirement home or killing a family, why does it always have to involve a big group of sluts and chads who party and fuck?

because no one cares about old people

a beautiful young woman dying is tragic

a 60 fat year old boomer is good riddance

 

[Deleted member 20399]

How come no slasher movie is about a killer going after some old farts living in the retirement home or killing a family, why does it always have to involve a big group of sluts and chads who party and fuck?

Cause no one cares about old farts they’re gonna be dead soon anyway. And there are movies where they go after families.

 

[Deleted member 20399]

The incel producers are projecting their own fantasies on screen
Hahahahab

Stop doing that evil laugh bro ur becoming too dark triad for my liking

 

[Vermilioncore]

because no one cares about old people

a beautiful young woman dying is tragic

a 60 fat year old boomer is good riddance

But don you ever wonder why they have to make those movies so cool and appeal to young people?

What’s the point of the movie Freddy vs Jason starting with a bunch of teens getting brutally killed and then the title screen appears with some badass metal song. It makes the viewers wish they were also being hunted and killled in the same way

 

[Deleted member 42009]

But don you ever wonder why they have to make those movies so cool and appeal to young people?

What’s the point of the movie Freddy vs Jason starting with a bunch of teens getting brutally killed and then the title screen appears with some badass metal song. It makes the viewers wish they were also being hunted and killled in the same way

who you think goes to see these movies ?

young kids or boomers ?

 

[Napoleon1800]

How come no slasher movie is about a killer going after some old farts living in the retirement home or killing a family, why does it always have to involve a big group of sluts and chads who party and fuck?

There needs to be a slasher movie with RR as the murderer. The sluts then have to decide between the university light triad chads or the dark triad evil killer Chad.

 

[Freakbob]

Because they make for more interesting dynamics and because most people arent friendless subhuman NEETs.

 

[Deleted member 20399]

There needs to be a slasher movie with RR as the murderer. The sluts then have to decide between the university light triad chads or the dark triad evil killer Chad.

American psycho does this

 

[Vermilioncore]

who you think goes to see these movies ?

young kids or boomers ?

Yeah but why would teens wanna see other teens getting killed? Also, how come they don’t die by heart attacks or cancer in the movies? Why do they have to get stabbed? Ever since I was a kid I envied the people in those movies because them dying that way was cool and I wanted that ti happen to me

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Yeah but why would teens wanna see other teens getting killed? Also, how come they don’t die by heart attacks or cancer in the movies? Why do they have to get stabbed? Ever since I was a kid I envied the people in those movies because them dying that way was cool and I wanted that ti happen to me

How is Jason gonna give them cancer

 

[iam good boy]

How come no slasher movie is about a killer going after some old farts living in the retirement home or killing a family, why does it always have to involve a big group of sluts and chads who party and fuck?

Even braindead killers like leatherface and faggot jason needs to slice the fuk up the stacy pussy

 

[Vermilioncore]

How is Jason gonna give them cancer

You know what I’m saying though, like, there must be some sort of repressed desire of teens to wish they were in a big group of friends getting killed one by one in cool ways by a masked killer.

What’s cooler, getting slashed up by a masked killer and then saying “run..” and dropping dead in front of your friends as they run,

Or overeating and dying of a heart attack surrounded by family?

Everyone thinks the first option is cooler

 

[Gengar]

@Manletmachine @TRUE_CEL how come scream movies are so intimidating

Because young people are full of life and will resist getting killed. Old people would probably welcome it.

 

[Dr. Bludy]

How come no slasher movie is about a killer going after some old farts living in the retirement home or killing a family, why does it always have to involve a big group of sluts and chads who party and fuck?

Stop asking the same questions grandpa im finna put ricin in your coffee to end ur misery

 

[Vermilioncore]

Stop asking the same questions grandpa im finna put ricin in your coffee to end ur misery

Na I’ll drop that shit on the floor instead of drinking it hector Salamanca type shr

 

[Dr. Bludy]

Na I’ll drop that shit on the floor instead of drinking it hector Salamanca type shr