Why do u have to date them?

[+10]

Why can’t u just agree to have sex, dating is so gay, you lose money. You lose gas, lose time, all for 15 minutes of semi pleasure
@delonisliterallyme

 

[PARISIEN]

this is where your escortmaxxing arc start

 

[+10]

Thoughts @akz ?

 

[akz]

Why can’t u just agree to have sex, dating is so gay, you lose money. You lose gas, lose time, all for 15 minutes of semi pleasure
@delonisliterallyme

u can js have sex if ur mid htn+

 

[+10]

this is where your escortmaxxing arc start

Ok but I don’t wanna pay, I wanna sneak up behind them in an alley and give them the night of their life

 

[delonisliterallyme]

@deadstock fucks them on first link up (there’s a funny catch tho)

 

[+10]

u can js have sex if ur mid htn+

Yea but aids, oh that reminds me there’s no point of sex if you can’t nut inside raw

 

[akz]

@deadstock fucks them on first link up (there’s a funny catch tho)

does the catch rhyme with grape

 

[+10]

does the catch rhyme with grape

I hope so!!

 

[akz]

Yea but aids, oh that reminds me there’s no point of sex if you can’t nut inside raw

I'd never nut inside raw with a random girl
cuz imagine shes mtb and gets pregnant

 

[+10]

I'd never nut inside raw with a random girl
cuz imagine shes mtb and gets pregnant

Yea, but they will abort it without a doubt , girls aren’t responsible

 

[piec]

how do you lose money and gas

 

[akz]

Yea, but they will abort it without a doubt , girls aren’t responsible

So much hoes out there will treat the kid like shit and just demand support
This is why u never fuck at ur place - always go to theirs on the first day u meet them
Best strategy

 

[Wexilarious]

I don't care about money, it's more interesting to be with girls than alone

 

[akz]

how do you lose money and gas

buying stuff for them and driving them around whilst dating

 

[piec]

buying stuff for them and driving them around whilst dating

sounds like one hell of a cuck then

 

[+10]

So much hoes out there will treat the kid like shit and just demand support
This is why u never fuck at ur place - always go to theirs on the first day u meet them
Best strategy

Yea bro I’ve actually thought a lot about that, they can just take full custody and treat the kid horrible.

I don't care about money, it's more interesting to be with girls than alone

yea until they stress you about wanting more attention and love but u have to work

 

[Wexilarious]

yea until they stress you about wanting more attention and love but u have to work

When I make money, I make a lot of it and quickly, it is I who will bore the girl with my attention

 

[+10]

When I make money, I make a lot of it and quickly, it is I who will bore the girl with my attention

You would think that a good thing but they never happy

 

[Wexilarious]

You would think that a good thing but they never happy

Based on the girl's natal chart, I can understand whether she will like it or not.