Why do Ubers remind me of sex?

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I think it’s because when I used to have no car I’d always take an Uber to get pussy
 
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Some things that remind me of sex are:
Eating at 8 p.m.
Long sleeves
The balconies
A chair
Dust accumulating on the sofa
 
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Some things that remind me of sex are:
Eating at 8 p.m.
Long sleeves
The balconies
A chair
Dust accumulating on the sofa
Four Loko
Ubers
motels
Cashapp
 
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