why does my dad FART?

[futureashtray]

my dad FARTS so fucking hard EVERY MORNING. I wake up to him SCREAMING then FUCKING FARTING

 

[Autismcel]

Be a good son and smell them

Also give feedback

 

[futureashtray]

Be a good son and smell them

Also give feedback

what the Fuck?

Nigga they SMELL like SHIT

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

What the actual fuck made u think this was a good thread

 

[futureashtray]

What the actual fuck made u think this was a good thread

because his FUCKING SCREAMING then FUCKING FARTING WOKE ME UP

it woke up the WHOLE FAMILY

im SO MAD

the FARTS smell like DogSHIT

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

because his FUCKING SCREAMING then FUCKING FARTING WOKE ME UP

it woke up the WHOLE FAMILY

im SO MAD

the FARTS smell like BAD

Holy fuck what does he eat for it to be so damn loud?

 

[futureashtray]

Holy fuck what does he eat for it to be so damn loud?

he eats Fucking Eggs and he eats Fucking BEANS

He Eats BEANS with Fucking Toast Every Single Fucking Day

I can’t bro, he even FUCKING FARTS at his JOB

Then He Wakes Us UP WITH HIS FUCKING FARTS as an ALARM CLOCK

 

[Boxingfan]

 

[PsychoDsk]

Be a good son and eat beans with him so your mother can smell both your farts

 

[BPMKNO]

high t dad

All gas, no brakes: Testosterone may act as 'brake pedal' on immune response

Jonathan Busada, a researcher with the WVU School of Medicine and Cancer Institute, has investigated the role that hormones play in male and female inflammatory responses. In a new study, he found that testosterone may protect against stomach inflammation.

www.eurekalert.org