Why does this bitch think I should get excited over her new sex toy?

[Catawampus]

She was saying “guess what I ordered!” The other day and I asked her if it was something fun. She tells me that “the its fun for both of us.” Turns out she ordered a blue tooth vibrator that I can control anywhere in the world and I’m supposed to get excited over this shit? Is this supposed to make me happy? I basically looked at her like this when she told me:

My god she already has six vibrators and toys why the fuck does she think she needs another one? Even more so she just texted me and said “guess what just got delivered to my house!” Like bitch, I don’t give a flying fuck about your sex toys, apparently I’m not doing the job well enough for her so she has to rub it in my face. Also she has to run it in my face and remind me how much sexual pleasure she experiences while I can barely feel blowjobs on my mutilated dick. Fuck these whores they are not worth it. @Xangsane @Thyroidoverrope33 @CupOfCoffee

 

[khvirgin]

at least she didn't order a 10 inch dildo

 

[Catawampus]

at least she didn't order a 10 inch dildo

She just texted me”yaaass” when I said “the vibrator?”

 

[Catawampus]

Bumperino

 

[CupOfCoffee]

Bro why do you care?

 

[ChristianChad]

Bro why do you care?

he doesnt want to get pegged one day

 

[LightSkinNoob]

The relationship is already over, just leave with your dignity in tact

 

[CupOfCoffee]

he doesnt want to get pegged one day

That's ridiculous man, girls use vibrators there's really nothing you can do about it.

 

[ChristianChad]

That's ridiculous man, girls use vibrators there's really nothing you can do about it.

mmm no way

 

[It'snotover]

She was saying “guess what I ordered!” The other day and I asked her if it was something fun. She tells me that “the its fun for both of us.” Turns out she ordered a blue tooth vibrator that I can control anywhere in the world and I’m supposed to get excited over this shit? Is this supposed to make me happy? I basically looked at her like this when she told me:
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My god she already has six vibrators and toys why the fuck does she think she needs another one? Even more so she just texted me and said “guess what just got delivered to my house!” Like bitch, I don’t give a flying fuck about your sex toys, apparently I’m not doing the job well enough for her so she has to rub it in my face. Also she has to run it in my face and remind me how much sexual pleasure she experiences while I can barely feel blowjobs on my mutilated dick. Fuck these whores they are not worth it. @Xangsane @Thyroidoverrope33 @CupOfCoffee

It's tough to read this, women prefers vibrators and 10 inch plastic dicks over real and average/slightly above average size dicks, the dick pill is based and brutal. If you are gl i would close the relationship, whores like that don't deserve anything. Women are disgusting creatures.

 

[Pharmaceutic]

It's tough to read this, women prefers vibrators and 10 inch plastic dicks over real and average/slightly above average size dicks, the dick pill is based and brutal. If you are gl i would close the relationship, whores like that don't deserve anything. Women are disgusting creatures.

jfl men are the same. it's why half of us are numbed and jerk off to weird porn over years of only lusting for the biggest tits and biggest asses in the world. all of us are fucked by today's unrealistic expectations, not just men

 

[Mouthbreath]

Those got hacked in the past jfl