Why don't I look like Mark Anastasio?

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Fuck, what surgeries do i need to look like him? He looks like a supreme pretty boy, but at the same time not a twink cuck. he has my favorite pheno.




God coulda made me a prettyboy with wider clavicles and no klinefeltes, but he didn't? why god? i would legit be the biggest christian in the world if i wasn't ugly.


Like Im serious. God forced me to be atheistic, or this is his test on me or something. which i failed.

i used to be a chad kid who got attention, i was the most religious guy in the world. once my ugliness came in, my acne, my recession, i became atheistic. or something similar to that.
 
damn bro, it would be so fun. imagine actually looking cute on camera and being an american pretty boy making tiktok dances for a living. and meeting other nt dudes and getting so much money love and validation.

this is a better life than the goddamn "elite jews" have. I deserved this.
 

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