Why don't more men get massages from hot foids?

[supergoat972]

My shoulders are starting to hurt, and im feeling some irritation in my upper body. Likely because I have been weight training and excising for for many years now. My tendons are beginning to ache and am starting to feel sore for no reason. Doctor told me to take 1 month off weight lifting.

So I have a good excuse to start seeing one.

But why not see a massage therapist anyways ? You get in your under pants and get touched all over while naked by a woman. Most massage therapists in my area are landwhales , hell I just got a massage from a landwhale , but now I am going to a private practice one, and she is a conventionally attractive, slim woman. I am mostly going for the sports benefits, but no doubt its going to be fun getting in my underwear while she touches me all over.

Why don't more men do this? Just find an average looking/attractive one(not a landwhale) and go.

 

[Deleted member 136057]

My shoulders are starting to hurt, and im feeling some irritation in my upper body. Likely because I have been weight training and excising for for many years now. My tendons are beginning to ache and am starting to feel sore for no reason. Doctor told me to take 1 month off weight lifting.

So I have a good excuse to start seeing one.

But why not see a massage therapist anyways ? You get in your under pants and get touched all over while naked by a woman. Most massage therapists in my area are landwhales , hell I just got a massage from a landwhale , but now I am going to a private practice one, and she is a conventionally attractive, slim woman. I am mostly going for the sports benefits, but no doubt its going to be fun getting in my underwear while she touches me all over.

Why don't more men do this? Just find an average looking/attractive one(not a landwhale) and go.

Be honest, do you have some trauma regarding fat women?

 

[supergoat972]

Plus I am a Chadlite so she will probably talk to me as well. Hopefully she will be a bit flirty

 

[supergoat972]

Be honest, do you have some trauma regarding fat women?

This is only the tip of the iceburg. I made at least 10,000 other posts on reddit (before getting banned), bodybuilding.com(before it closed down), ign the vestibule and others. Pretty sure more anti landwhale posts than any human on planet earth- which is amazing.

I never even thought of landwhales much, then I got a job for a government office in a small town Mostly black/Hispanic women. Could well be the fattest and ugliest place on planet earth. 80%+ obesity rate among women.

After that, I just started to hate landwhales. But I always wondered why I hate landwhales so much.

- I just hate their delusional behavior. They believe that they are beautiful when they are disgusting pigs.
-They have 0 shame over their revolting weight and are confident in themselves.
- Many are only in their 20s and 30s but already have loads of health problems, such as type II diabetes and asthma.
-Some are so fat that they can barely walk or breathe
-They are lazy

What's NOT to hate about them???

 

[Deleted member 136057]

This is only the tip of the iceburg. I made at least 10,000 other posts on reddit (before getting banned), bodybuilding.com(before it closed down), ign the vestibule and others.

I never even thought of landwhales much, then I got a job for a government office in a small town Mostly black/Hispanic women. Could well be the fattest and ugliest place on planet earth. 80%+ obesity rate among women.

After that, I just started to hate landwhales. But I always wondered why I hate landwhales so much.

- I just hate their delusional behavior. They believe that they are beautiful when they are disgusting pigs.
-They have 0 shame over their revolting weight and are confident in themselves.
- Many are only in their 20s and 30s but already have loads of health problems, such as type II diabetes and asthma.
-Some are so fat that they can barely walk or breathe
-They are lazy

What's NOT to hate about them???

I appreciate the response

 

[Jgns]

This is only the tip of the iceburg. I made at least 10,000 other posts on reddit (before getting banned), bodybuilding.com(before it closed down), ign the vestibule and others.

I never even thought of landwhales much, then I got a job for a government office in a small town Mostly black/Hispanic women. Could well be the fattest and ugliest place on planet earth. 80%+ obesity rate among women.

After that, I just started to hate landwhales. But I always wondered why I hate landwhales so much.

- I just hate their delusional behavior. They believe that they are beautiful when they are disgusting pigs.
-They have 0 shame over their revolting weight and are confident in themselves.
- Many are only in their 20s and 30s but already have loads of health problems, such as type II diabetes and asthma.
-Some are so fat that they can barely walk or breathe
-They are lazy

What's NOT to hate about them???

and that’s why WE love slaying landwhales

 

[supergoat972]

and that’s why WE love slaying landwhales

Who does?

 

[supergoat972]

This is only the tip of the iceburg. I made at least 10,000 other posts on reddit (before getting banned), bodybuilding.com(before it closed down), ign the vestibule and others.

I never even thought of landwhales much, then I got a job for a government office in a small town Mostly black/Hispanic women. Could well be the fattest and ugliest place on planet earth. 80%+ obesity rate among women.

After that, I just started to hate landwhales. But I always wondered why I hate landwhales so much.

- I just hate their delusional behavior. They believe that they are beautiful when they are disgusting pigs.
-They have 0 shame over their revolting weight and are confident in themselves.
- Many are only in their 20s and 30s but already have loads of health problems, such as type II diabetes and asthma.
-Some are so fat that they can barely walk or breathe
-They are lazy

What's NOT to hate about them???

Oh and another thing- they smell like shit

 

[rawr]

Plus I am a Chadlite so she will probably talk to me as well. Hopefully she will be a bit flirty

Are you ever gonna post your face?

 

[supergoat972]

Are you ever gonna post your face?

What if someone in my office/landwhale zoo sees me or reverse image searches me? I get fired.

 

[Overlord-]

What if someone in my office/landwhale zoo sees me or reverse image searches me? I get fired.

dm if you want

 

[supergoat972]

dm if you want

On the internet, everyone tells everyone else to post a picture of themselves, but no one does it themselves.

After what I say on this site (all true btw) I can't afford to risk passing photos around. Sorry and im sure that you would not either.

 

[supergoat972]

Im going to get sexy, mens breafs to the massage. So the foid flirts with me

 

[supergoat972]

And if it feels awkward, then make an excuse to see one.

Tell yourself "I am seeing one just so I don't get as many weight lifting injuries" so that you don't feel awkward when you are int he waiting room or what not.

 

[spongebobsex]

My shoulders are starting to hurt, and im feeling some irritation in my upper body. Likely because I have been weight training and excising for for many years now. My tendons are beginning to ache and am starting to feel sore for no reason. Doctor told me to take 1 month off weight lifting.

So I have a good excuse to start seeing one.

But why not see a massage therapist anyways ? You get in your under pants and get touched all over while naked by a woman. Most massage therapists in my area are landwhales , hell I just got a massage from a landwhale , but now I am going to a private practice one, and she is a conventionally attractive, slim woman. I am mostly going for the sports benefits, but no doubt its going to be fun getting in my underwear while she touches me all over.

Why don't more men do this? Just find an average looking/attractive one(not a landwhale) and go.

No money no honey bhai

 

[spongebobsex]

W

This is only the tip of the iceburg. I made at least 10,000 other posts on reddit (before getting banned), bodybuilding.com(before it closed down), ign the vestibule and others. Pretty sure more anti landwhale posts than any human on planet earth- which is amazing.

I never even thought of landwhales much, then I got a job for a government office in a small town Mostly black/Hispanic women. Could well be the fattest and ugliest place on planet earth. 80%+ obesity rate among women.

After that, I just started to hate landwhales. But I always wondered why I hate landwhales so much.

- I just hate their delusional behavior. They believe that they are beautiful when they are disgusting pigs.
-They have 0 shame over their revolting weight and are confident in themselves.
- Many are only in their 20s and 30s but already have loads of health problems, such as type II diabetes and asthma.
-Some are so fat that they can barely walk or breathe
-They are lazy

What's NOT to hate about them???

ere you also in fph

 

[rawr]

What if someone in my office/landwhale zoo sees me or reverse image searches me? I get fired.

True

 

[supergoat972]

True

Thanks for understanding bro.

Once I shared my pictures on a website to this foid and she shared my images with everyone else on a public forum bec. she never liked what I said.

 

[supergoat972]

No money no honey bhai

Its like $50 per 30 minutes where I live. Not bad, unless you are broke , a college student or live w/ your parents.

 

[supergoat972]

W

ere you also in fph

Whats fph?

 

[spongebobsex]

Its like $50 per 30 minutes where I live. Not bad, unless you are broke , a college student or live w/ your parents.

Those are Asian massage parlor prices

 

[spongebobsex]

Whats fph?

Fat people hate bhai

 

[User28823]

wym?

i frequent the local asian massage parlor and get happy endings

 

[gioscottist]

Just go to a happy ending massage therapist

 

[sick kunt31]

wym?

i frequent the local asian massage parlor and get happy endings

hamza told us to do nofap bro

 

[User28823]

hamza

 

[sick kunt31]

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should I really do tren
I'm scared of the tren cough

(Derek from plates more dates recording his tren cough)

 

[sick kunt31]

should I really do tren
I'm scared of the tren cough

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on a further note that sounds like tubercolosis and cancer

not tren

@User28823

 

[User28823]

should I really do tren
I'm scared of the tren cough

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[sick kunt31]

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[User28823]

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[User28823]

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[supergoat972]

Fat people hate bhai

That's been banned from Reddit and i've been banned from reddit for hating landwhales.

 

[supergoat972]

Just go to a happy ending massage therapist

wym?

i frequent the local asian massage parlor and get happy endings

Yeah, but tis risky though. I work in professional services (accounting/finance) and am working towards my CPA, so yes, buying a prostitute will be pretty risky because if they somehow get busted and they find out then I'll have that on my background check forever and ill have to work customer service or physical labor(at Amazon for example)

 

[supergoat972]

hamza told us to do nofap bro

hamza is a faggot

 

[supergoat972]

I appreciate the response

 

[gioscottist]

Yeah, but tis risky though. I work in professional services (accounting/finance) and am working towards my CPA, so yes, buying a prostitute will be pretty risky because if they somehow get busted and they find out then I'll have that on my background check forever and ill have to work customer service or physical labor(at Amazon for example)

Dude an escort massagist once did an AMA in our local subreddit
And it was filled with finance bros
Just make sure to pay with cash and use a burner phone

 

[supergoat972]

Dude an escort massagist once did an AMA in our local subreddit
And it was filled with finance bros
Just make sure to pay with cash and use a burner phone

There was an Asian massage parlor that got shutdown after alleged prostitution sting and a dentist got arrested just 2 months ago.

Its not worth it.

 

[gioscottist]

There was an Asian massage parlor that got shutdown after alleged prostitution sting and a dentist got arrested just 2 months ago.

Its not worth it.

Where do you live? It's perfectly legal here

 

[supergoat972]

Where do you live? It's perfectly legal here

I live in Texas. Its 100% illegal here.

Plus I need an ACTUAL massage as well since my muscles are getting tense from intense weight training for many years and I want to avoid injury. Massages + warm ups+ stretching all help. Im not going JUST for a foid to touch me naked. It it just a plus.

And remember: im Chadlite. Im going to wear sexy, mens, silky underwear and cut back on BF a bit. She's probably get wet and want to flirt with me anyways.

 

[supergoat972]

Those are Asian massage parlor prices

Yeah the prices are pretty good and she is a professional as well.

 

[supergoat972]

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[kisslessvirgin]

i want a nuru massage i saw it in a jav before. but at the same time i dont have the patience for it id just nut fast