Why don't we have Miss Pregnant Pageants?

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

So the women are all preggy. They compete against one another until one of them goes into labor. They do this on an Island while having to dodge and hide from a pack of mistreated, hungry pit bulls. Their only weapons are their modeling ability, make-up, iPhone with camera filters, and all the wine and vodka they can drink. There are also daily food drops of crates of peanuts.

 

[Magical Apple]

So the women are all preggy. They compete against one another until one of them goes into labor. They do this on an Island while having to dodge and hide from a pack of mistreated, hungry pit bulls. Their only weapons are their modeling ability, make-up, iPhone with camera filters, and all the wine and vodka they can drink. There are also daily food drops of crates of peanuts.

@barcacel the singularity we are actually getting

 

[OldRooster]

Pretty sure MTV did this 10 years ago.
eta: err, maybe I am thinking of the Jwow and Snooky sequel to Jersey Shore.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Pretty sure MTV did this 10 years ago.
eta: err, maybe I am thinking of the Jwow and Snooky sequel to Jersey Shore.

That takes a lot of strength, courage, and tolerance to watch any of that garbage.