Why don’t women like me!?

[JohnnyRamone]

I am the ultimate gentleman. But the many beautiful girls in California are all repulsed by me. My loneliness is my darkest hell. I’ve been alone for a very long time. I’ve been attending college in Santa Barbara for 2 and half years now. And in those 2.5 years I’ve experienced nothing but loneliness and misery. It doesn’t make sense. I do everything I can to look more attractive to them. I dress nice. I’m sophisticated. I’m magnificent. I have a nice car... I’m the ultimate gentleman. And yet, girls never give me a chance. I don’t know why.

I see so many beautiful, blonde haired girls. So many beautiful blonde-haired girls walking around everywhere. In their revealing shorts. Their cascading blonde hair. Their pretty faces. And I want one for a girlfriend... I’m 22 years old and I’ve never had a girlfriend. I’m still a virgin. I’ve never had the pleasure of having sex with a girl. Sleeping with a girl. Kissing a girl. I’ve never even held a girl’s hand. Girls gave their affection and sex and love to other men but never to me.

I put a lot of effort into dressing nice. My sunglasses are $300. Giorgio Armani. It’s so unfair. At Tader Joe’s I saw this disgusting loser walking in with two beautiful blonde girls at his side. I was of course… all alone as I always am. Being lonely in a beautiful place like Santa Barbara is truly a horrible experience. As I've said many times, a beautiful environment can be the darkest hell if you have to experience it all alone, especially while having to watch other men walking around with their girlfriends. I wish girls were attracted to me. I don't know why they aren't. It’s torture. Watching these beautiful blonde girls walk around hand in hand with all of these obnoxious brutes. Why? When they could be with me. The supreme gentleman.

 

[yesimog420]

Maybe cause your on this fucking forum?

 

[Lefty Rankin]

I am the ultimate gentleman. But the many beautiful girls in California are all repulsed by me. My loneliness is my darkest hell. I’ve been alone for a very long time. I’ve been attending college in Santa Barbara for 2 and half years now. And in those 2.5 years I’ve experienced nothing but loneliness and misery. It doesn’t make sense. I do everything I can to look more attractive to them. I dress nice. I’m sophisticated. I’m magnificent. I have a nice car... I’m the ultimate gentleman. And yet, girls never give me a chance. I don’t know why.

I see so many beautiful, blonde haired girls. So many beautiful blonde-haired girls walking around everywhere. In their revealing shorts. Their cascading blonde hair. Their pretty faces. And I want one for a girlfriend... I’m 22 years old and I’ve never had a girlfriend. I’m still a virgin. I’ve never had the pleasure of having sex with a girl. Sleeping with a girl. Kissing a girl. I’ve never even held a girl’s hand. Girls gave their affection and sex and love to other men but never to me.

I put a lot of effort into dressing nice. My sunglasses are $300. Giorgio Armani. It’s so unfair. At Tader Joe’s I saw this disgusting loser walking in with two beautiful blonde girls at his side. I was of course… all alone as I always am. Being lonely in a beautiful place like Santa Barbara is truly a horrible experience. As I've said many times, a beautiful environment can be the darkest hell if you have to experience it all alone, especially while having to watch other men walking around with their girlfriends. I wish girls were attracted to me. I don't know why they aren't. It’s torture. Watching these beautiful blonde girls walk around hand in hand with all of these obnoxious brutes. Why? When they could be with me. The supreme gentleman.

That's my main man right there.

 

[batman1997]

Almost fell for this

 

[JohnnyRamone]

Almost fell for this

I’m glad some people get it.

 

[InanimatePragmatist]

 

[yoshisand]

I am the ultimate gentleman. But the many beautiful girls in California are all repulsed by me. My loneliness is my darkest hell. I’ve been alone for a very long time. I’ve been attending college in Santa Barbara for 2 and half years now. And in those 2.5 years I’ve experienced nothing but loneliness and misery. It doesn’t make sense. I do everything I can to look more attractive to them. I dress nice. I’m sophisticated. I’m magnificent. I have a nice car... I’m the ultimate gentleman. And yet, girls never give me a chance. I don’t know why.

I see so many beautiful, blonde haired girls. So many beautiful blonde-haired girls walking around everywhere. In their revealing shorts. Their cascading blonde hair. Their pretty faces. And I want one for a girlfriend... I’m 22 years old and I’ve never had a girlfriend. I’m still a virgin. I’ve never had the pleasure of having sex with a girl. Sleeping with a girl. Kissing a girl. I’ve never even held a girl’s hand. Girls gave their affection and sex and love to other men but never to me.

I put a lot of effort into dressing nice. My sunglasses are $300. Giorgio Armani. It’s so unfair. At Tader Joe’s I saw this disgusting loser walking in with two beautiful blonde girls at his side. I was of course… all alone as I always am. Being lonely in a beautiful place like Santa Barbara is truly a horrible experience. As I've said many times, a beautiful environment can be the darkest hell if you have to experience it all alone, especially while having to watch other men walking around with their girlfriends. I wish girls were attracted to me. I don't know why they aren't. It’s torture. Watching these beautiful blonde girls walk around hand in hand with all of these obnoxious brutes. Why? When they could be with me. The supreme gentleman.

Your personality is so s*** bro f***

 

[yoshisand]

Maybe cause your on this fucking forum?

No worries bro this is my obifgld accfrrfccount

 

[MFMF]

I can give you what the women can't come here sweet cheeks

 

[imabetanumale]

Because he seemed gay and weird. GAY AND WEIRD.

 

[unowkn]

I am the ultimate gentleman. But the many beautiful girls in California are all repulsed by me. My loneliness is my darkest hell. I’ve been alone for a very long time. I’ve been attending college in Santa Barbara for 2 and half years now. And in those 2.5 years I’ve experienced nothing but loneliness and misery. It doesn’t make sense. I do everything I can to look more attractive to them. I dress nice. I’m sophisticated. I’m magnificent. I have a nice car... I’m the ultimate gentleman. And yet, girls never give me a chance. I don’t know why.

I see so many beautiful, blonde haired girls. So many beautiful blonde-haired girls walking around everywhere. In their revealing shorts. Their cascading blonde hair. Their pretty faces. And I want one for a girlfriend... I’m 22 years old and I’ve never had a girlfriend. I’m still a virgin. I’ve never had the pleasure of having sex with a girl. Sleeping with a girl. Kissing a girl. I’ve never even held a girl’s hand. Girls gave their affection and sex and love to other men but never to me.

I put a lot of effort into dressing nice. My sunglasses are $300. Giorgio Armani. It’s so unfair. At Tader Joe’s I saw this disgusting loser walking in with two beautiful blonde girls at his side. I was of course… all alone as I always am. Being lonely in a beautiful place like Santa Barbara is truly a horrible experience. As I've said many times, a beautiful environment can be the darkest hell if you have to experience it all alone, especially while having to watch other men walking around with their girlfriends. I wish girls were attracted to me. I don't know why they aren't. It’s torture. Watching these beautiful blonde girls walk around hand in hand with all of these obnoxious brutes. Why? When they could be with me. The supreme gentleman.

another self deprecating larper