Why haaland is not attractive?

Jhon Smith

Jhon Smith

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Even though he has all the good features but still not good looking

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no eyebrows, too big bottom lip, big nose.
 
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You think he would ascend if he fix them?
he's a major IPDcel too, if he gets OBO he could ascend a little tbh. his biggest softmaxx would be to dye his eyebrows, they look like shit rn
 
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Eyebrows 404
The major problem with nordics
 
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Hair colour looks like he doesn't even have hair
 
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no eyebrows and somehow looks black
 
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looks like alien triracial gook/white/negro hybrid , bad soft features.
 
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no eyebrows, too big bottom lip, big nose.
and temporal width matched with short hair very underlooked problem !
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Look at the differences in their temporal-to-jaw ratio
A high temporal width makes a person look neotenous and feminine
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Look at how much more high t and normal he looks !
And there is a surgery for such things
probably not to such an extent but it could help him it is called temporal reduction
GOOGLE IT !
 
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He must have Finnish or Mongol ancestry, very unusual looking
 
id still fuck his ass tbh
 
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Midface too short.
 
He looks like leon
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I think he has more neanderthal DNA than the average person
 

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