why is dutch food so ass

[valentine]

do you guys know anything other than sprinkles on bread and fucking toasties

 

[FaceandBBC]

Stroopwaffels are addicting.

 

[valentine]

Stroopwaffels are addicting.

mid at best

 

[wollet2]

lmao legit

 

[Surfsup]

Stroopwaffels are addicting.

what are these names bro

 

[MiserableMan]

do you guys know anything other than sprinkles on bread and fucking toasties

Northern European food in general is terrible, south European mog them to hell in terms of food.

 

[valentine]

Northern European food in general is terrible, south European mog them to hell in terms of food.

italian is pretty good and some asian

 

[ImVerySorry]

Northern European food in general is terrible, south European mog them to hell in terms of food.

Who would have thought that countries lacking large scale agriculture whilst being far away from trade routes would have a lacking cuisine? What a nonsense statement. Would you be surprised if i told you Aboriginals have a lacking cuisine? No, you wouldnt, BECAUSE THEY WERE AT THE EDGE OF THE FUCKING WORLD FOR CENTURIES, HOW THE HELL WOULD THEY DEVELOP AN ESTEEMED CUISINE WITH NO LARGE SCALE AGRICULTURE OR TRADE ROUTES FOR SPICES YOU DIMWITT. YOU CANT EVEN GROW GRAPES IN NORTH EUROPE. YOU FUCKING RETARD GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU IDIOT.

 

[valentine]

Who would have thought that countries lacking large scale agriculture whilst being far away from trade routes would have a lacking cuisine? What a nonsense statement. Would you be surprised if i told you Aboriginals have a lacking cuisine? No, you wouldnt, BECAUSE THEY WERE AT THE EDGE OF THE FUCKING WORLD FOR CENTURIES, HOW THE HELL WOULD THEY DEVELOP AN ESTEEMED CUISINE WITH NO LARGE SCALE AGRICULTURE OR TRADE ROUTES FOR SPICES YOU DIMWITT. YOU CANT EVEN GROW GRAPES IN NORTH EUROPE. YOU FUCKING RETARD GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU IDIOT.

holy glaze

 

[Jacob Gorbei]

Blud never had gekoelde dranken

 

[ImVerySorry]

holy glaze

I'll only ever glaze you, sexy emo shyt.

 

[MiserableMan]

Who would have thought that countries lacking large scale agriculture whilst being far away from trade routes would have a lacking cuisine? What a nonsense statement. Would you be surprised if i told you Aboriginals have a lacking cuisine? No, you wouldnt, BECAUSE THEY WERE AT THE EDGE OF THE FUCKING WORLD FOR CENTURIES, HOW THE HELL WOULD THEY DEVELOP AN ESTEEMED CUISINE WITH NO LARGE SCALE AGRICULTURE OR TRADE ROUTES FOR SPICES YOU DIMWITT. YOU CANT EVEN GROW GRAPES IN NORTH EUROPE. YOU FUCKING RETARD GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU IDIOT.

Shut the fuck up, you retarded, worthless, genetic abomination, i didn't ask North Europeans to live in that freezing infertile hellhole, why the fuck are you getting angry at me nigger. Abo's are retarded less developed creatures don't bring them in this conversation about humans.

 

[ImVerySorry]

i didn't ask North Europeans to live in that freezing infertile hellhole

Then dont fucking blame them for something they have extremely little power over. How about you try and make some "Good" slop when you live in the Fjords of Norway or deep forests of Sweden. Its like blaming a cat for licking its butthole, like wtf do you expect?

 

[MiserableMan]

Then dont fucking blame them for something they have extremely little power over. How about you try and make some "Good" slop when you live in the Fjords of Norway or deep forests of Sweden. Its like blaming a cat for licking its butthole, like wtf do you expect?

I don't care there food still sucks plus your reasoning is fucking retarded, considering that now days where the entire world has access to spices they still have terrible slop, they haven't tried making any good dishes.

 

[chillmap2736]

Real. The dutch are soulless demons sent by Lucipher to spread corruption on earth

 

[Debetro]

Having a "good" cuisine is in fact a bad thing and essentially means carbohydrate eating cooktard slaves.

 

[ImVerySorry]

I don't care there food still sucks plus your reasoning is fucking retarded, considering that now days where the entire world has access to spices they still have terrible slop, they haven't tried making any good dishes.

Their* fucking idiot.

Scandinavia and nothern europe has lots of good tasting food. Svele with brunost, Risgrøt with cinnamon, Vafler with strawberry jam, Caviar, karjalanpiirakka, kiisseli etc etc.

"plus your reasoning is fucking retarded, considering that now days where the entire world has access to spices they still have terrible slop." They dont have terrible slop, im from Norway, we eat the most pizza per capita, on top of eating the most taco's (exluding Mexico). Scandinavians and northern europeans dont eat "Slop", the cuisine we invented might be to you but we eat what we find tasty.

And saying the cuisine is bad because we didnt invent new things when we got spices is silly, why would you invent a new dish when you can make literal dusins of already good ones from a cookbook?

"they haven't tried making any good dishes." We absolutely have, as evidenced by the dishes I’ve listed. Your claim disregards an entire region’s culinary history and modern developments, showing a lack of knowledge. There's lots of them, you just dont know what youre talking about, youre making claims about a huge area without knowing lick about it.

Not long ago you ate what you could grow, so dishes were based on local products or at least things that you can easily acquire.
Spices were expensive (unless you could grow them or live close to a main harbor), olive oil did not exist up north, tomatoes were rare etc.

Youre accusing an entire cultural group based on geography of "Inventing bad foods" when they made lots of delicious meals + they barely had a choice in what they made. Look at all the "Good tasting foods", could you make those in north europe during medieval times?

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Having a "good" cuisine is in fact a bad thing and essentially means carbohydrate eating cooktard slaves.

 

[halfbloodaryanmaxxe]

do you guys know anything other than sprinkles on bread and fucking toasties

Nothing.
Keep your lean bro

 

[halo500]

Who would have thought that countries lacking large scale agriculture whilst being far away from trade routes would have a lacking cuisine? What a nonsense statement. Would you be surprised if i told you Aboriginals have a lacking cuisine? No, you wouldnt, BECAUSE THEY WERE AT THE EDGE OF THE FUCKING WORLD FOR CENTURIES, HOW THE HELL WOULD THEY DEVELOP AN ESTEEMED CUISINE WITH NO LARGE SCALE AGRICULTURE OR TRADE ROUTES FOR SPICES YOU DIMWITT. YOU CANT EVEN GROW GRAPES IN NORTH EUROPE. YOU FUCKING RETARD GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF YOU IDIOT.

Holy fucking fuck kill ur self no one is reading these ramblings

 

[Hernan]

do you guys know anything other than sprinkles on bread and fucking toasties

Goede morgen goede dag mijn heer van het goede leven.

 

[ImVerySorry]

Goede morgen goede dag mijn heer van het goede leven.

Crazy how i can read this as a Norwegian.

 

[ImVerySorry]

Holy fucking fuck kill ur self no one is reading these ramblings

Keep opening your mouth to talk like that and i'll put your open mouth to use FAGGOT NIGGER.

 

[halo500]

Keep opening your mouth to talk like that and i'll put your open mouth to use FAGGOT NIGGER.

I will rape you

 

[MoggerGaston]

Who would have thought that countries lacking large scale agriculture whilst being far away from trade routes would have a lacking cuisine?

nigga, the netherlands is literally one of the most productive countries in the world in terms of agriculture

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/interactive/2022/netherlands-agriculture-technology/

were literally the second biggest producer in the world, only behind the USA, while being a tiny country being like 1/30th the size lmao

on top of that, we have the largest port in the entirety of europe (Rotterdam), so also jfl at lack of trade routes.

 

[ImVerySorry]

nigga, the netherlands is literally one of the most productive countries in the world in terms of agriculture

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/interactive/2022/netherlands-agriculture-technology/

were literally the second biggest producer in the world, only behind the USA, while being a tiny country being like 1/30th the size lmao

on top of that, we have the largest port in the entirety of europe (Rotterdam), so also jfl at lack of trade routes.

We're talking about NORTH europe. scram booty scratcher.

 

[davidlaidisme67]

Stroopwaffels are addicting.

that sounds like an illness

 

[ImVerySorry]

nigga, the netherlands is literally one of the most productive countries in the world in terms of agriculture

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/interactive/2022/netherlands-agriculture-technology/

were literally the second biggest producer in the world, only behind the USA, while being a tiny country being like 1/30th the size lmao

on top of that, we have the largest port in the entirety of europe (Rotterdam), so also jfl at lack of trade routes.

We're talking about NORTH europe. scram booty scratcher.

@MoggerGaston reply bbg, come on?

 

[MoggerGaston]

@MoggerGaston reply bbg, come on?

nigga dutch cuisine is fucking garbage trash but since we are rich we just enjoy other culture's cuisines with our money

not much else to say

 

[ImVerySorry]

nigga dutch cuisine is fucking garbage trash but since we are rich we just enjoy other culture's cuisines with our money

not much else to say

Well its a good thing me and @MiserableMan argued talking about NORTH EUROPEAN cuisine in that case. (i guess his @ stems from his lack of intelligence)

The Netherlands’ modern agricultural success is impressive but irrelevant to the discussion about historical Northern European cuisine. Rotterdam's port and advanced farming are recent developments, while traditional cuisines were shaped by local resources and limited trade centuries ago. Conflating modern exports with culinary history is a deflection from the original argument.

Even though the Netherlands controlled large colonies rich in spices (e.g., Indonesia), those spices were primarily used for trade and profit rather than domestic consumption. The Dutch East India Company (VOC) was focused on exporting spices to other European countries at high prices, making spices a luxury item even within the Netherlands.

Additionally, traditional Dutch cuisine had already been established before these colonies were acquired, and culinary habits don’t change overnight. Most everyday dishes remained simple and based on local ingredients, as spices were expensive and associated with the wealthy elite rather than the general population.

 

[MoggerGaston]

Well its a good thing me and @MiserableMan argued talking about NORTH EUROPEAN cuisine in that case. (i guess his @ stems from his lack of intelligence)

The Netherlands’ modern agricultural success is impressive but irrelevant to the discussion about historical Northern European cuisine. Rotterdam's port and advanced farming are recent developments, while traditional cuisines were shaped by local resources and limited trade centuries ago. Conflating modern exports with culinary history is a deflection from the original argument.

Even though the Netherlands controlled large colonies rich in spices (e.g., Indonesia), those spices were primarily used for trade and profit rather than domestic consumption. The Dutch East India Company (VOC) was focused on exporting spices to other European countries at high prices, making spices a luxury item even within the Netherlands.

Additionally, traditional Dutch cuisine had already been established before these colonies were acquired, and culinary habits don’t change overnight. Most everyday dishes remained simple and based on local ingredients, as spices were expensive and associated with the wealthy elite rather than the general population.

nigga why am I talking to AI

 

[ImVerySorry]

nigga why am I talking to AI

Because im too stupid to make the arguments myself.

 

[MiserableMan]

Y

Because im too stupid to make the arguments myself.

You are still at it, you nigger just accept that your food is trash and be done with it, why argue about it, come on man let's put it to rest.

 

[Orthognathic]

do you guys know anything other than sprinkles on bread and fucking toasties

Just weird tbh not "bad" per se. Stroopenwaffles are fucking incredible

 

[valentine]

Just weird tbh not "bad" per se. Stroopenwaffles are fucking incredible

its just bread with bread, i dont know how they live that long. diet is cope its because theyre low stress and privileged

 

[Hernan]

Crazy how i can read this as a Norwegian.

Norway. I’m visiting end 2026.

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Polish abd British food is by far the worsr

 

[valentine]

Polish abd British food is by far the worsr

havent tried a lot of polish food but i did enjoy what i tried

 

[ImVerySorry]

Norway. I’m visiting end 2026.

No wayyyy thats so nice man

 

[Hernan]

No wayyyy thats so nice man

i'm visiting some places and norway is included. lets meet up.
you, me and @Norwegian LTN .

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

The only type of food that is good is if it is spicy

 

[ImVerySorry]

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i'm visiting some places and norway is included. lets meet up.
you, me and @Norwegian LTN .

Bro I’m from like a town in the middle of nowhere and I don’t have a car. + im a massive pubertycel so I look 14.

 

[duplybones]

do you guys know anything other than sprinkles on bread and fucking toasties

There are all different kinds of sprinkles though..

 

[valentine]

There are all different kinds of sprinkles though..

oh true

 

[Hernan]

Bro I’m from like a town in the middle of nowhere and I don’t have a car.

well even better, i'm soon living in a place like that.

+ im a massive pubertycel so I look 14.

lol its ok, doesnt matter. puberty did and still is doing wonders for me. i'm sure its doing the same magic for you.

 

[ImVerySorry]

well even better, i'm soon living in a place like that.

No I meant like if you were to visit Norway, like it would be kinda difficult because I’m like 8hr away from Oslo by car.

lol its ok, doesnt matter. puberty did and still is doing wonders for me. i'm sure its doing the same magic for you.

Nope, my brother got all the good genes; Im stuck at fucking 5’5 while he’s 6’5.

 

[True truecel]

Northern European food in general is terrible, south European mog them to hell in terms of food.

Very true

 

[Hernan]

No I meant like if you were to visit Norway, like it would be kinda difficult because I’m like 8hr away from Oslo by car.

bruh, idk ask someone to go on a trip with you.

Nope, my brother got all the good genes; Im stuck at fucking 5’5 while he’s 6’5.

it will come. give it a bit longer.

 

[ImVerySorry]

bruh, idk ask someone to go on a trip with you.

What? Youre the one that asked me to meet up. Im just telling you it’s unlikely man.

it will come. give it a bit longer.

Cope.

 

[Hernan]

What? Youre the one that asked me to meet up. Im just telling you it’s unlikely man.

nigger just try idk.

Cope.

in mumbai.