Why is it so hard for me to lose?

[Vermilioncore]

Got fired the other day.

Started my new job today.

Also, started doing a bit of Uber eats deliveries.

Made some beer money today, while driving drunk lol. Also, before my last order, I stole the bitches food and now I’m eating that shit. Free food after a nice easy shift, ah! Gonna get my cock sucked later by my gf too. Get like me, faggots

 

[Matthias8272]

God wants you to continue entertaning him and keep dancing like his little puppet

 

[Central Cee]

food gigs are dead asf where I am, I was making 30/hr during the pandemic doing door dash and now no one uses the app

 

[Vermilioncore]

food gigs are dead asf where I am, I was making 30/hr during the pandemic doing door dash and now no one uses the app

Sucks to be you nigga, I got paid good today. I always end my shift by stealing someone’s order for my dinner. All I do is win.

 

[Central Cee]

Sucks to be you nigga, I got paid good today. I always end my shift by stealing someone’s order for my dinner. All I do is win.

I fed myself for a whole year snagging food

no tip = free dinner

legit ate 3 meals a day on the company dime jfl

 

[Central Cee]

not that its dead dead I just miss making 300+ per day

 

[Vermilioncore]

I fed myself for a whole year snagging food

no tip = free dinner

legit ate 3 meals a day on the company dime jfl

Same bro. Tip or no tip, idgaf, these niggas would have me dead to save themselves so I’m gonna take their grub ayeee

 

[Central Cee]

just pick up the food and drop the order in the app, game is game.

btw Uber WILL ban you for this, just make a grub hub or door dash account they don't gaf

 

[Central Cee]

tfw you eat someones $80+ dinner even though they tipped u well

 

[Central Cee]

sushi and lamb chops on the house JFL

 

[ascension]

Got fired the other day.

Started my new job today.

Also, started doing a bit of Uber eats deliveries.

Made some beer money today, while driving drunk lol. Also, before my last order, I stole the bitches food and now I’m eating that shit. Free food after a nice easy shift, ah! Gonna get my cock sucked later by my gf too. Get like me, faggots

 

[Vermilioncore]

sushi and lamb chops on the house JFL

Yeah o e time this rich mf ordered a whole catering order from this lobster joint and it was like $ 120
Took that shit home wif me jfl, you got me fucked up if you think I was gonna deliver that shit. I ate good That night and fed the fam too

 

[homovirgin]

Yeah o e time this rich mf ordered a whole catering order from this lobster joint and it was like $ 120
Took that shit home wif me jfl, you got me fucked up if you think I was gonna deliver that shit. I ate good That night and fed the fam too

Based

 

[Central Cee]

Yeah o e time this rich mf ordered a whole catering order from this lobster joint and it was like $ 120
Took that shit home wif me jfl, you got me fucked up if you think I was gonna deliver that shit. I ate good That night and fed the fam too

twin