Why, just why is there a Cinco de Mayo sale?

[Mitt Romney]

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Why?

 

[grungymallard97]

Cinco de Mayo VIP Sale ​

Celebrate Cinco de Mayo with our hottest VIP deal of the year!

Use code "CINCO50" at checkout to get a massive 50% OFF any VIP upgrade!

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