Why my girlfriend said I'm sorry you had to be my first

[Eriot Lodger]

I'm sorry you had to be the first one I broke up with. Everyone else broke up with me.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

She said dat fr crodie?

 

[Eriot Lodger]

She said dat fr crodie?

Yeah but then I threatened to commit suicide so she had to take me back. Technically, we never officially broke up, which is wild. Someone could be banging my girlfriend as we speak and I wouldn't even know about it.

 

[Timmy]

Yeah but then I threatened to commit suicide so she had to take me back. Technically, we never officially broke up, which is wild. Someone could be banging my girlfriend as we speak and I wouldn't even know about it.

Cuck

 

[sickdawgie]

why does she think you'll actually do it