Why NYE is the WORST holiday for getting pussy (JUST LOL, I AM STAYING INDOORS)

[cmfanel]

NYE, the SHITTIEST holiday in the fucking world. You have to go to an expensive club/bar but you don't want to. The streets will be filled with aggressive meatheads and the odds of getting pussy are the same as getting hit by a meteor.

You have to know somebody. You have to run into somebody who has kind of wanted to fuck you in the past and is now drunk enough to do it. Or to find somebody new you have to plant a seed early and then ride the logistics bull all night. Track her out of the corner of your eye. Don't hang on too much and blow yourself out; don't disappear so much that she forgets you. Then you have to be there and have her be separate from her friends and the ten million other dudes trying to get a piece in that one hairbreadth of a moment when the fuck decision is made. Buzzer at a tie game.You lob a shot from across the whole fuckin court for the tiniest chance of having 6/10 pussy.

What a nightmare. New Years Eve, you have to hunt pussy like your life depends on it.

@forevergymcelling

 

[cvzvvc]

NYE = amateur hour

 

[Deleted member 17872]

Just say you are ugly. Good looking guys like me get a lot of pussy on NYE.

 

[Deleted member 24940]

I've heard normies say NYE parties in highschool were amazing because many of them fucked their crush for the first time at them.

Unfortunately my parents were dick heads so I missed out on those parties.

 

[Deleted member 21735]

Every day is no pussy day for me

 

[Gonthar]

I've noticed around the winter holidays a lot of couples in malls and stores, where the guys look pretty underwhelming - short/ugly/bald/etc...They're usually carrying the bags, holding the purse for their girlfriend, etc...
I have a theory that this time of the year the girls usually go for a more stable relationship - they need a guy for betabuxxing, that can provide them a good time, buy them gifts, has a social circle and can take them out to parties, trips to winter resorts, they can spend the Christmas and the New Year together, etc., looks are less important in this case.
After this, it's business as usual, the girls will typically go back to Chads and whoring around. The winter and cold weather might also have something to do with this - women's hormones are lower in this period, so they care less about sex and physical attraction, while in the summer when their hormones are raging they will sleep around and have fun with the hottest guys.
Anyway....what this means is that uglier guys might actually have a better chance with girls now in the winter, as long as they are NT, have some money, a social circle, and can provide for girls entertainment, trips, parties, gifts, etc.

 

[Deleted member 18522]

Good looking guys like me