Why smash your meat, when you can smash your face? (Nofappers GTFIH)

[averageblokecel]

- Smashing yo meat = Low energy, every faggot can do it right, short term pleasure

- Smashing yo face = High energy, only true alpha cavemen can do it right, long term pleasure (getting puss)

Think about it, when on nofap and feeling horny, use that sexual energy to fucking smash your face, smash it until the urge to fap is hindered by the urge of going to the doctor, you are horny, you have the will, you are high energy, you fucking punch your face until hurts like fucking hell (preferably more)

Cold showers when horny? NO, BONESMASHING WHEN HORNY

STOP THE FAP START THE SMASH

 

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[Deleted member 209]

why not smash a girl?

 

[averageblokecel]

why not smash a girl?

I'd do but I'm no fucking chad you know

 

[Deleted member 209]

I'd do but I'm no fucking chad you know

most men arent chads and they get laid

 

[averageblokecel]

most men arent chads and they get laid

Sometimes*

Chad comes in and fucks whenever while the rest of us mortals do not, and some Will not ever

I'm better off doing some practical stuff instead of chasing some puss that I Will never get due to hypergamy unleashed

 

[Deleted member 209]

Sometimes*

Chad comes in and fucks whenever while the rest of us mortals do not, and some Will not ever

I'm better off doing some practical stuff instead of chasing some puss that I Will never get due to hypergamy unleashed

As you wish then. More for me.

 

[Deleted member 5875]

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