Why tf are all of my friends 6'5+

[asdvek]

I'm always getting heightmogged LOOL

I'm not even short I'm 6'1 in shoes

 

[Skitsuna]

@CelestialEmpire friend group

 

[asdvek]

@CelestialEmpire friend group

Nah his friend group is 7'5+

 

[WhoTookVendetta]

I'm always getting heightmogged LOOL

I'm not even short I'm 6'1 in shoes

Niggas height changes everyday

 

[Notcel]

@CelestialEmpire friend group

you said what I was thinking

 

[topology]

They don't follow the primal diet.

 

[anphamer]

I'm always getting heightmogged LOOL

I'm not even short I'm 6'1 in shoes

Count your blessings… I‘m a 5‘7 gook manlet in europe

 

[Notcel]

Niggas height changes everyday

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[Skitsuna]

you said what I was thinking

Nah his friend group is 7'5+

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a lot of ppl were curious about my bar fight in Aspen last month in another thread so i thought id tell the long story

so after a nap at home and a quick pre after apres ski in our airbnb, we (8 of us, all on the football team at our college, average 6'9 300lb, i was the second smallest at 6'5.5 235lb lean) went to one of the top bars (insanely high class, prob avg demographic is 5'11 WASP stacylite and 6'6 WASP chadlite), we were having fun and shit and cigmaxxing/bagmaxxing/rumandcokemaxxing when one of my retard friends spilled a drink on this guy from London (nigga was like 6'11 320lb pure muscle) who looked super rich and aggressive (was man marking a blonde tart and he had a mullet with sunglasses indoors while his nostrils were powdery white)

he and his huge group of friends like 14 guys (average 6'10 320lb lean) got mad and started shoving us (8 of us outnumbered and smaller due to superior nutrition/welath of UK old money) and dumping their beer bottles on our heads, it escalated into a full on fight and the bouncers around (puny 6'6 240lb lean victims) were too scared and stayed well away from us

i was lowkey running the whole time and losing aura cuz 2 huge ass slayers decided to gangbang me and trying to spear tackle me and fuck me over, i was barreling through the crowd running away while trying to oblique kick my pursuers or jab/eye poke them, lost so much aura holy shit

this blonde bop htb was recording me running away in fear and later found out she sent it to her whole group chat which included one of my kills at college back home

 

[kranerman23123]

cuz ur oprolly act 5'10-5'11 and theyre act 6'1-6'3 which is average zoomer height

 

[lifeless]

u dont have friends l0l

 

[asdvek]

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You fucking retard

I wasn't talking about my stats there

I was talking about Azonin who claims to be 6'3-6'4 and all those stats

You're genuinely the biggest retard I have ever seen

@WhoTookVendetta