Why the fuck did I listen to my chad dad and ate a chocolate cake?

StraightHeadJames

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Hahaha this guy mogs me so hard it's sad to believe I am his son, even tho my nutrition was good I look very very similar to my short mom, but at least I'm not short. i have her bone structure the most.



this nigga genetics are insane, he can drink how many beers he wants, he can abuse his body with hard physical works forever and still be insanely strong and full of energy. he works night shifts and has more energy than me.

He mogs me brutally and will for the rest of my life, with insane blue eyes and he is 195 cm while im 186-187 cm. Complete annihilation.

Man Body GIF



Anyways he gave me some chocolate cake i was lke nah i dont wanna get acne, and he said u wont come on ur not made of carton.

then i ate that shit and guess what....??

Cracking Up Lol GIF by HULU



a huge fucking Pimple on my cheek hahahahaha so brutal and im bloated. how can this niga mog me so hard?
 
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What are the chances that your dad sees this and JFL's at it
 
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What are the chances that your dad sees this and JFL's at it
my chad dad would never touch a device that nigga prolly out there tapping my mom drinking a beer or building some cool shit
 
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what up with dads and having crazy genes
 
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what up with dads and having crazy genes
Idk and marrying my 5'4 mom with extremely thin wrists and narrow clavicles, just cuz she had a lot of appeal, it really brutalised me :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: but i guess i wouldn't be me if it wasn't this way, so its aight
 

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