WHY WON'T GOD JUST GIVE ME A GIRLFRIEND AT THIS POINT?

[Lorence]

I'VE WAITED AND WAITED AND WAITED AND WAITED FOR WHAT FEELS LIKE AN ETERNITY FOR GOD TO SEND ME A CUTE VIRGIN GIRLFRIEND BUT NO HE HAS NOT DONE THAT AT ALL NOTHING CLOSE TO IT, WHAT THE FREAK GIVES?! WHY DOESN'T HE GIVE ME A GIRLFRIEND?! DOES HE SECRETLY HATE ME?

 

[Joeseminate]

"cute virgin girlfriend" nigga they like 12

 

[Lorence]

"cute virgin girlfriend" nigga they like 12

STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD BY ASSUMING RANDOM NONSENSE, WHEN IM TALKING ABOUT VIRGINS IM TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE MY AGE NOT 12 YEAR OLDS NIGGA

 

[sick kunt31]

nigga thinks people owe him shit holy delusional

 

[Joeseminate]

STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD BY ASSUMING RANDOM NONSENSE, WHEN IM TALKING ABOUT VIRGINS IM TALKING ABOUT SOMEONE MY AGE NOT 12 YEAR OLDS NIGGA

No foids over 18 are virgins

 

[Lorence]

nigga thinks people owe him shit holy delusional
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I AM OWED A GIRLFRIEND NOW THAT'S NOT DELUSIONAL THAT'S A BASIC HUMAN RIGHT IS TO HAVE A LOVER

 

[sick kunt31]

I AM OWED A GIRLFRIEND NOW THAT'S NOT DELUSIONAL THAT'S A BASIC HUMAN RIGHT IS TO HAVE A LOVER

no

 

[Lorence]

no

YES I AM I WILL DESTROY THIS EARTH FOR A GIRLFRIEND

 

[sick kunt31]

YES I AM I WILL DESTROY THIS EARTH FOR A GIRLFRIEND

ur not getting one

 

[134applesauce456]

ur not getting one

but a girlfriend was promised to him 3000 years ago

 

[sick kunt31]

but a girlfriend was promised to him 3000 years ago

THIS IS MY CURSE ​

 

[Outlander]

God likely doesn't exist buddy

 

[Wicket]

Because he doesnt exist

 

[ThugMagic]

"Just" Jestermax