Why would someone drink non alcoholic beer?

[Vermilioncore]

Beer tastes like shit as it is, the only reason I’d drink it is to get drunk.

Why would someone drink a beer with 0 alcohol? Are some alcoholic addicted to the taste more so than the effect of it? I don’t get it

It’s like me being a sex addict and I abstain from orgasms but still fuck pussy — I only edge. Would make no sense

 

[abuserr007]

Beer tastes like shit as it is, the only reason I’d drink it is to get drunk.

Why would someone drink a beer with 0 alcohol? Are some alcoholic addicted to the taste more so than the effect of it? I don’t get it

It’s like me being a sex addict and I abstain from orgasms but still fuck pussy — I only edge. Would make no sense

It tastes like banana and apple

 

[Vermilioncore]

It tastes like banana and apple

Na that’s some minion type shit lil faggot innit crony

 

[deadstock]

Exactly

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

I do it with women to get them drunk don't snitch vermy

You wouldn't though.. game recognizes game.

 

[abuserr007]

Na that’s some minion type shit lil faggot innit crony

Kys

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Kys

Bro took offense to vermy as though it's a real human and not a sick twister character from the scary stories you were told as a boy

Questioning your IQ

 

[Vermilioncore]

Kys

Why bud you can’t be saying that stuff, you know better.

 

[Gaygymmaxx]

Why bud you can’t be saying that stuff, you know better.

Awfully hurtful.

 

[ThomasBart]

I drink it to feel something

 

[LancasteR]

Facts. Even 0.5 % beer is labelled "non-alcoholic" here.

 

[wollet2]

fr

 

[wollet2]

It’s like me being a sex addict and I abstain from orgasms but still fuck pussy — I only edge. Would make no sense

nah the process of sex feels good the process of getting drunk doesnt alc tastes like shit although ive grown a appreciation in the taste of the first few sips of beer

 

[The Grinch]

Is this a troll post?

 

[piec]

Is this a troll post?

seems legit to me

beer tastes like piss

 

[The Grinch]

seems legit to me

beer tastes like piss

Because of the alcohol content. Without the alcohol it tastes better

 

[disillusioned]

Beer tastes like shit as it is, the only reason I’d drink it is to get drunk.

Tastes like shit relative to what? Beer is by far the least offensive alcohol in terms of taste. Wine, liquor, spirits etc taste far worse. Furthermore, American macro lager is not a good point of reference for what good beer tastes like.

 

[HighTierSubhuman]

People only pretend to like the taste of beer I feel like it. It tastes like piss but you drink it simply to get drunk

 

[Vermilioncore]

Because of the alcohol content. Without the alcohol it tastes better

Nah the alcohol is what makes it taste good. Imagine drinking a huge pint of wheat and oats. Makes me wanna vomit just thinking about it. But maybe back in your heyday all you old faggots hung around the battlefield drinking beer so you’re used to it, old timer

 

[Vermilioncore]

Tastes like shit relative to what? Beer is by far the least offensive alcohol in terms of taste. Wine, liquor, spirits etc taste far worse. Furthermore, American macro lager is not a good point of reference for what good beer tastes like.

From what I noticed, wine doesn’t make me vomit, doesn’t make me bloated, doesn’t make me feel hungover, etc. but, when I drink a glass of IPA or any lager, I feel sicker faster without the effect of even being drunk. Sometimes I hate beer. It’s just more calories me less alcohol, and shittier taste.
Don’t get me wrong tho, I love a good imperial IPA on a hot summer day. Tastes like shit but the vibes are there

 

[disillusioned]

but, when I drink a glass of IPA...

You're using that hipster piss as your point of reference for what beer tastes like?

Most beer either tastes of nothing (e.g. American macro lager) or has a mildly sweet and grainy taste. It's the pretentious stuff that sucks.

 

[piec]

Tastes like shit relative to what?

relative to fucking water nigger i assume