Why you just need to SHOWER.

[Lord&Master]

You know how taking a shower always makes you look better immediately? Why not just do this all the time? Want to impress that hot girl at the gym? Just take a shower and immediately ask her out right after.

No shower nearby? Pour a bottle of water over your head.

No water nearby? PISS ON YOUR OWN FACE AND HAIR. EASY LOOKSMAX TBH, OVER IF YOU DON"T DO THIS.

 

[becomingnearperfect]

Mirin the low iq Never post again

 

[Mr. President]

You know how taking a shower always makes you look better immediately? Why not just do this all the time? Want to impress that hot girl at the gym? Just take a shower and immediately ask her out right after.

No shower nearby? Pour a bottle of water over your head.

No water nearby? PISS ON YOUR OWN FACE AND HAIR. EASY LOOKSMAX TBH, OVER IF YOU DON"T DO THIS.

I remember the first time i took a shower i grew 3 inches on my jaw,height,dick it was insane

 

[Lord&Master]

Mirin the low iq Never post again

You wouldn't be saying this if you saw my post history before shit went mainstream

 

[becomingnearperfect]

You wouldn't be saying this if you saw my post history before shit went mainstream

lol im being sarcastic

 

[Lord&Master]

lol im being sarcastic

my bad, can't tell nowadays from some users.

 

[becomingnearperfect]

my bad, can't tell nowadays from some users.

yea a lot of members just dont understand sarcasm. very convenient for me when sarcasm is half of my humor

 

[Deleted member 22918]

Genius

 

[Deleted member 30942]

This is better than all of BOTB

 

[RecessedChinCel]

Just live in your shower theory

 

[Clark69]

valid advice tbh
cold shower = less oily skin, better skin/hair texture, and more elasticity to your face
hot shower makes you look incel as it makes your skin extremely dry and makes your glands try to compensate by producing more oil

 

[Deleted member 19499]

At least you'll smell good and feel refreshed even if you still don't get women.