Why YOU should be wearing makeup in 2026.

[kindinternetman]

In the modern age, women are bombarded with images and videos of attractive men, particularly those found in movies and tv series.

Romance shows with attractive male leads are a must to retain female viewership. Those actors are certainly attractive, but the producers will always take it a step further by hiding any of their flaws with makeup, as well as accentuating their features.

Attractive dudes on TikTok post themselves with retouch, and they are secretly wear makeup-generally concealers and eyebrow dyes thru penciling- some even use light mascaras on their eyelashes combined with curling them.

Now let’s take the average guy on these forums. Average looking, maybe softmaxxed to become a bit above avg. but really, you stand absolutely no chance when compared to these naturally attractive men who also wear makeup.

If I ever hear one of you guys complain about not getting girls, and you are not using makeup, I will feel no pity for you.

As a guy who wears makeup out in public, here is my list of different types of makeup and the risk to reward factor. (Disclaimer, I only use half of these.)

Concealer:
Risk of getting caught: low
Reward: high

Mascara:
risk of getting caught:high
Reward: moderate

Eyebrow penciling:
Risk of getting caught:low
Reward: moderate

Blush:
Risk of getting caught:moderate-high
Reward:low

“Guy” liner (eyeliner):
Risk of getting caught: very high
Reward: usually low unless you are into alt girls or something.

Tinted lip balm
Risk of getting caught: low
Reward: low


Enhanced hypergamy: the artificial increase in female nature to chase men far above their looks-level or worth. This has been caused by dating apps, social media, dating shows, Hollywood movies, etc.

 

[kindinternetman]

In the modern age, women are bombarded with images and videos of attractive men, particularly those found in movies and tv series.

Romance shows with attractive male leads are a must to retain female viewership. Those actors are certainly attractive, but the producers will always take it a step further by hiding any of their flaws with makeup, as well as accentuating their features.

Attractive dudes on TikTok post themselves with retouch, and they are secretly wear makeup-generally concealers and eyebrow dyes thru penciling- some even use light mascaras on their eyelashes combined with curling them.

Now let’s take the average guy on these forums. Average looking, maybe softmaxxed to become a bit above avg. but really, you stand absolutely no chance when compared to these naturally attractive men who also wear makeup.

If I ever hear one of you guys complain about not getting girls, and you are not using makeup, I will feel no pity for you.

As a guy who wears makeup out in public, here is my list of different types of makeup and the risk to reward factor. (Disclaimer, I only use half of these.)

Concealer:
Risk of getting caught: low
Reward: high

Mascara:
risk of getting caught:high
Reward: moderate

Eyebrow penciling:
Risk of getting caught:low
Reward: moderate

Blush:
Risk of getting caught:moderate-high
Reward:low

“Guy” liner (eyeliner):
Risk of getting caught: very high
Reward: usually low unless you are into alt girls or something.

Tinted lip balm
Risk of getting caught: low
Reward: low


Enhanced hypergamy: the artificial increase in female nature to chase men far above their looks-level or worth. This has been caused by dating apps, social media, dating shows, Hollywood movies, etc.

@davidlaidisme67

 

[carpe diem]

In the modern age, women are bombarded with images and videos of attractive men, particularly those found in movies and tv series.

Romance shows with attractive male leads are a must to retain female viewership. Those actors are certainly attractive, but the producers will always take it a step further by hiding any of their flaws with makeup, as well as accentuating their features.

Attractive dudes on TikTok post themselves with retouch, and they are secretly wear makeup-generally concealers and eyebrow dyes thru penciling- some even use light mascaras on their eyelashes combined with curling them.

Now let’s take the average guy on these forums. Average looking, maybe softmaxxed to become a bit above avg. but really, you stand absolutely no chance when compared to these naturally attractive men who also wear makeup.

If I ever hear one of you guys complain about not getting girls, and you are not using makeup, I will feel no pity for you.

As a guy who wears makeup out in public, here is my list of different types of makeup and the risk to reward factor. (Disclaimer, I only use half of these.)

Concealer:
Risk of getting caught: low
Reward: high

Mascara:
risk of getting caught:high
Reward: moderate

Eyebrow penciling:
Risk of getting caught:low
Reward: moderate

Blush:
Risk of getting caught:moderate-high
Reward:low

“Guy” liner (eyeliner):
Risk of getting caught: very high
Reward: usually low unless you are into alt girls or something.

Tinted lip balm
Risk of getting caught: low
Reward: low


Enhanced hypergamy: the artificial increase in female nature to chase men far above their looks-level or worth. This has been caused by dating apps, social media, dating shows, Hollywood movies, etc.

sounds like clav dick sucker ramblings.

Just look good without it theory.

 

[hye732]

In the modern age, women are bombarded with images and videos of attractive men, particularly those found in movies and tv series.

Romance shows with attractive male leads are a must to retain female viewership. Those actors are certainly attractive, but the producers will always take it a step further by hiding any of their flaws with makeup, as well as accentuating their features.

Attractive dudes on TikTok post themselves with retouch, and they are secretly wear makeup-generally concealers and eyebrow dyes thru penciling- some even use light mascaras on their eyelashes combined with curling them.

Now let’s take the average guy on these forums. Average looking, maybe softmaxxed to become a bit above avg. but really, you stand absolutely no chance when compared to these naturally attractive men who also wear makeup.

If I ever hear one of you guys complain about not getting girls, and you are not using makeup, I will feel no pity for you.

As a guy who wears makeup out in public, here is my list of different types of makeup and the risk to reward factor. (Disclaimer, I only use half of these.)

Concealer:
Risk of getting caught: low
Reward: high

Mascara:
risk of getting caught:high
Reward: moderate

Eyebrow penciling:
Risk of getting caught:low
Reward: moderate

Blush:
Risk of getting caught:moderate-high
Reward:low

“Guy” liner (eyeliner):
Risk of getting caught: very high
Reward: usually low unless you are into alt girls or something.

Tinted lip balm
Risk of getting caught: low
Reward: low


Enhanced hypergamy: the artificial increase in female nature to chase men far above their looks-level or worth. This has been caused by dating apps, social media, dating shows, Hollywood movies, etc.

true, good post

 

[kindinternetman]

sounds like clav dick sucker ramblings.

Just look good without it theory.

Not ramblings. And no shit bro looking good Naturally is the best

 

[mohi_100]

Majority of male models and actors are also on heavy makeup all the time

 

[kindinternetman]

Majority of male models and actors are also on heavy makeup all the time

Exactly. And when girls see normies on the streets they can’t fathom that they don’t look as good as the men on tv.

 

[mirinorbitals]

In the modern age, women are bombarded with images and videos of attractive men, particularly those found in movies and tv series.

Romance shows with attractive male leads are a must to retain female viewership. Those actors are certainly attractive, but the producers will always take it a step further by hiding any of their flaws with makeup, as well as accentuating their features.

Attractive dudes on TikTok post themselves with retouch, and they are secretly wear makeup-generally concealers and eyebrow dyes thru penciling- some even use light mascaras on their eyelashes combined with curling them.

Now let’s take the average guy on these forums. Average looking, maybe softmaxxed to become a bit above avg. but really, you stand absolutely no chance when compared to these naturally attractive men who also wear makeup.

If I ever hear one of you guys complain about not getting girls, and you are not using makeup, I will feel no pity for you.

As a guy who wears makeup out in public, here is my list of different types of makeup and the risk to reward factor. (Disclaimer, I only use half of these.)

Concealer:
Risk of getting caught: low
Reward: high

Mascara:
risk of getting caught:high
Reward: moderate

Eyebrow penciling:
Risk of getting caught:low
Reward: moderate

Blush:
Risk of getting caught:moderate-high
Reward:low

“Guy” liner (eyeliner):
Risk of getting caught: very high
Reward: usually low unless you are into alt girls or something.

Tinted lip balm
Risk of getting caught: low
Reward: low


Enhanced hypergamy: the artificial increase in female nature to chase men far above their looks-level or worth. This has been caused by dating apps, social media, dating shows, Hollywood movies, etc.

Concealer for recessed infras? Lowkey I want to get into makeup

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

This is how you makeupmaxxing niggas look btw. EVERYONE WILL FUCKING NOTICE.
Get healthy and you don't need any of this shit.

 

[kindinternetman]

Concealer for recessed infras? Lowkey I want to get into makeup

Yes this is what I did

 

[kindinternetman]

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This is how you makeupmaxxing niggas look btw. EVERYONE WILL FUCKING NOTICE.
Get healthy and you don't need any of this shit.

They fucked him up

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Yeah it's an underrated and unutilized looks max. But too much effort for my lazy ahh to do it consistently

 

[hye732]

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This is how you makeupmaxxing niggas look btw. EVERYONE WILL FUCKING NOTICE.
Get healthy and you don't need any of this shit.

bad concealer

 

[ibonesmashmyramus]

true but buying it is weird

 

[halabi]

im gonna try concealer to mask my recessed infras

 

[Thad Castle]

High iq thread and I mess with the risk assessment

 

[kindinternetman]

High iq thread and I mess with the risk assessment

Thanks

 

[Aether_]

In the modern age, women are bombarded with images and videos of attractive men, particularly those found in movies and tv series.

Romance shows with attractive male leads are a must to retain female viewership. Those actors are certainly attractive, but the producers will always take it a step further by hiding any of their flaws with makeup, as well as accentuating their features.

Attractive dudes on TikTok post themselves with retouch, and they are secretly wear makeup-generally concealers and eyebrow dyes thru penciling- some even use light mascaras on their eyelashes combined with curling them.

Now let’s take the average guy on these forums. Average looking, maybe softmaxxed to become a bit above avg. but really, you stand absolutely no chance when compared to these naturally attractive men who also wear makeup.

If I ever hear one of you guys complain about not getting girls, and you are not using makeup, I will feel no pity for you.

As a guy who wears makeup out in public, here is my list of different types of makeup and the risk to reward factor. (Disclaimer, I only use half of these.)

Concealer:
Risk of getting caught: low
Reward: high

Mascara:
risk of getting caught:high
Reward: moderate

Eyebrow penciling:
Risk of getting caught:low
Reward: moderate

Blush:
Risk of getting caught:moderate-high
Reward:low

“Guy” liner (eyeliner):
Risk of getting caught: very high
Reward: usually low unless you are into alt girls or something.

Tinted lip balm
Risk of getting caught: low
Reward: low


Enhanced hypergamy: the artificial increase in female nature to chase men far above their looks-level or worth. This has been caused by dating apps, social media, dating shows, Hollywood movies, etc.

Is clear mascara worth it I've heard it's not that noticeable but also doesn't work that well

 

[kindinternetman]

Is clear mascara worth it I've heard it's not that noticeable but also doesn't work that well

In my experience no, use castor oil and a curler instead