Why you should dance like Zyzz

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[Deleted member 906]

So it seems you’ve tested positive for the Chinese virus, the so-called Covid NINETEEN, the Corona—nobody knows what to call it, quite frankly. It’s the most amazing thing, no one knew anything about Corona until a few weeks ago.

But the moment I heard about it—the Wuhan flu; it’s also the Wuhan, or WuHAAN—that’s a city in China. Many people don’t know that. But the moment I heard about this Chinese flu, I ordered a test. And it’s an amazing test. We do better testing than anywhere in the world. Some say the Germans have the best tests, but they don’t. Our tests are even better.

So you’re positive for Corona. And usually “positive” is a positive word—it’s a very good word, frankly. Everybody thinks it’s good, apart from what you hear on the news—which is fake. It’s largely fake. But in medicine, “positive” is not so good. So it’s very confusing. And I’ve always been very clear about that. Some say “positive” is always good, but I’ve never agreed with that.

So you’re positive for the Corona. But you’ll be fine. Totally fine. You might think you’re going to die—and everybody does die, eventually. But you’ll be fine. You feel fine, right? You won’t need a ventilator. There are no ventilators—but you won’t need one.

How old are you, 55? You won’t need one. Some people need a ventilator, and they’re amazing machines. Did you know the first ventilator was made by Henry Ford? It’s an incredible piece of equipment. But you’ll be fine.

The virus gets into your lungs, which is where you breathe. But you have two of them. Some say you have a spare. Some people only have one lung. It’s true. But I don’t talk about spares. I always want both. Given a choice, I want two lungs.

So I’ve asked nurse—what’s your name, Nancy?—I’ve asked nurse Nancy to keep you comfortable. And Nancy is one of our finest nurses. I mean, just look at her. Incredible, right? Nancy, you’re really incredible. You’re not afraid of Corona, are you, the Chinese Plague? I didn’t think so. Nancy will bring you whatever you need. And if you start coughing, do that into your elbow, so you don’t make a mess. Okay, you’re doing great. I’ll see you later.

 

[Deleted member 6538]

Zyzz looked like an utter retard while dancing. You need to dance like Chris Brown

 

[malignant]

tldr

 

[Deleted]

So it seems you’ve tested positive for the Chinese virus, the so-called Covid NINETEEN, the Corona—nobody knows what to call it, quite frankly. It’s the most amazing thing, no one knew anything about Corona until a few weeks ago.

But the moment I heard about it—the Wuhan flu; it’s also the Wuhan, or WuHAAN—that’s a city in China. Many people don’t know that. But the moment I heard about this Chinese flu, I ordered a test. And it’s an amazing test. We do better testing than anywhere in the world. Some say the Germans have the best tests, but they don’t. Our tests are even better.

So you’re positive for Corona. And usually “positive” is a positive word—it’s a very good word, frankly. Everybody thinks it’s good, apart from what you hear on the news—which is fake. It’s largely fake. But in medicine, “positive” is not so good. So it’s very confusing. And I’ve always been very clear about that. Some say “positive” is always good, but I’ve never agreed with that.

So you’re positive for the Corona. But you’ll be fine. Totally fine. You might think you’re going to die—and everybody does die, eventually. But you’ll be fine. You feel fine, right? You won’t need a ventilator. There are no ventilators—but you won’t need one.

How old are you, 55? You won’t need one. Some people need a ventilator, and they’re amazing machines. Did you know the first ventilator was made by Henry Ford? It’s an incredible piece of equipment. But you’ll be fine.

The virus gets into your lungs, which is where you breathe. But you have two of them. Some say you have a spare. Some people only have one lung. It’s true. But I don’t talk about spares. I always want both. Given a choice, I want two lungs.

So I’ve asked nurse—what’s your name, Nancy?—I’ve asked nurse Nancy to keep you comfortable. And Nancy is one of our finest nurses. I mean, just look at her. Incredible, right? Nancy, you’re really incredible. You’re not afraid of Corona, are you, the Chinese Plague? I didn’t think so. Nancy will bring you whatever you need. And if you start coughing, do that into your elbow, so you don’t make a mess. Okay, you’re doing great. I’ll see you later.

Read every Word

 

[Deleted member 906]

Read every Word

How big were her boobies? Did u see da nipple

 

[Deleted]

You are overrated as fuck, you are low tier chadlite, fuck you Arvid, rent free and I mog you

Yes bro you mog me You’re low tier gigachad

 

[bruh3610]

Zyzz looked like an utter retard while dancing. You need to dance like Chris Brown

kys

 

[Deleted member 6538]

kys

Rude

 

[54UD4D3]

 

[Deleted member 6789]

cope
Zyzz was a good dancer in house/EDM

 

[bruh3610]

Zyzz looked like an utter retard while dancing. You need to dance like Chris Brown

@Julian Thoughts?

 

[Deleted member 6538]

@Julian

Oh no! You're calling for your boyfriend? I'm so scared of what he's going to say to try to "roast" me

 

[Deleted member 6789]

Zyzz looked like an utter retard while dancing. You need to dance like Chris Brown

Negroid degenerate twerk shit
Raves have hotter girls
Chris brown concert has bbc sluts

 

[Deleted member 6789]

Most of you are to cripple from gammer posture to even attempt to dance

 

[Deleted member 6538]

Negroid degenerate twerk shit
Raves have hotter girls
Chris brown concert has bbc sluts

Keep fucking coping. Literally every bitch was on his dick during his prime

 

[bruh3610]

Oh no! You're calling for your boyfriend? I'm so scared of what he's going to say to try to "roast" me

No I want to hear his thoughts since he made a post saying he finally perfected the zyzz dance

 

[Deleted member 6789]

Keep fucking coping. Literally every bitch was on his dick during his prime

BBC ghetto jungle bunnies
All the sparkly jbs were at raves
keep negroid coping you ape pheno mutant

 

[Deleted member 8576]

 

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Tbh

 

[Julian]

@Julian Thoughts?

He’s just fucking mirin brah zyzz was the aesthetic king of dancemoves. Hardstyle & rave is life