Why you should never get a short haircut as a guy

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I mean do you have the bones for it?
Do you have the facial gains for it?

If not you would look hideous because a haircut would never match with your subhuman face. Especially if you have upturned eyebrows and a big nose this is very common amongst ethnics and can cause a lot of indecurities.

If your nose is very prominent and you have fleshy features a.k.a negroid pheno as a middle eastern person this goes out for you guys:

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A common textbook bad side profile would be the this skull shape:

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So what are the requirements for a good haircut facially:

- Wide jaw
- Prominent cheeks
- Aquiline/ Roman nose
- Low body fat
- Good harmony
- Mildly wide spaced eyes
- Neutral eyebrows
- Normal sized lips

Avoid if you have these:

- Narrow jaw
- Flat cheeks
- Fleshy/bulbous nose
- Chubby alpine look
- Lack in harmony
- Close set/large eyes
- Upturned aggressive eyebrows
- Large sized lips

A prettyboy/tiktok/old money hairstyle would only suit guys who look like this:

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@forevergymcelling @iblamechico @PsychoDsk @๕ඞChick3ncu1ry @Jason Voorhees @exo
 
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ok so what kinda haircut should an mtn or whatever get in your opinion
 
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What if norwood reaper
 
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i always buzz even though im subhuman
 
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Whatever nigga just go photoshop pictures of your local "Stacies" bodies until they have ridiculously exaggerated proportion and post it here with some clickbait title and a poll. Like u usually do.
 

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