Why you shouldn't be (too) honest with your psychiatrist

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This is one hell of a retarded story but I think its important.


I was always a good kid and never really got into any trouble. That was, until september of 2021.


In september of 2021 I went on a school trip with my hs abroad. As you can imagine, there was a lot of alcohol.


Since I never really drank alcohol before that trip, I fell for the "you gotta blackout at least once bro!" idea. Truth be told, everyone else was drunk as well so I didn't stand out too much.


As you can imagine, upon returning home, they sent all of us (or at least salvageable ones) to talk with the school psychiatrist, under a threat of being kicked from the school.


So anyway, the psychiatrist concluded I was normal and that I indeed got drunk bc I thought it was funny, not bc I was depressed. Everything was going great, and she almost let me off, but then she invited my parents to come in the room.


She started asking me about stuff at home and I was assuring her everything was fine, that I love my parents etc. She kept on pressuring me and asked me:

"What does the word "family" mean to you?"


I already got kinda bored so I told her:

"Its a group of people that share the same biological heritage". Wrong fucking answer.


The room went silent for a second so I added:

"... I mean, thats the definiton. To me it just means love and comfort"


She was like: "ok whatever" and just let me go back to the class.


My parents never forgot that though. They still bring it up 3 years later. They are like:

"don't worry you ungrateful piece of shit, your biological group will save your ass once again":forcedsmile:
 
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rookie mistake, last time i blacked out i was roofied and possibly raped
 
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This is one hell of a retarded story but I think its important.


I was always a good kid and never really got into any trouble. That was, until september of 2021.


In september of 2021 I went on a school trip with my hs abroad. As you can imagine, there was a lot of alcohol.


Since I never really drank alcohol before that trip, I fell for the "you gotta blackout at least once bro!" idea. Truth be told, everyone else was drunk as well so I didn't stand out too much.


As you can imagine, upon returning home, they sent all of us (or at least salvageable ones) to talk with the school psychiatrist, under a threat of being kicked from the school.


So anyway, the psychiatrist concluded I was normal and that I indeed got drunk bc I thought it was funny, not bc I was depressed. Everything was going great, and she almost let me off, but then she invited my parents to come in the room.


She started asking me about stuff at home and I was assuring her everything was fine, that I love my parents etc. She kept on pressuring me and asked me:

"What does the word "family" mean to you?"


I already got kinda bored so I told her:

"Its a group of people that share the same biological heritage". Wrong fucking answer.


The room went silent for a second so I added:

"... I mean, thats the deffiniton. To me it just means love and comfort"


She was like: "ok whatever" and just let me go back to the class.


My parents never forgot that though. They still bring it up 3 years later. They are like:

"don't worry you ungrateful piece of shit, your biological group will save your ass once again":forcedsmile:
nigga what. thats a normal answer. whats the problem?
 
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nigga what. thats a normal answer. whats the problem?
I apparenty should've said: "oh you mean familyyy? That means safetyyy, loveee and comforttt":love::love::love:


Fucking cringe. That psychiatrist was the real psycho there, istg
 
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I apparenty should've said: "oh you mean familyyy? That means safetyyy, loveee and comforttt":love::love::love:


Fucking cringe. That psychiatrist was the real psycho there, istg
normie ass bitch should have honour killed her right there in bloons tower defense
 
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normie ass bitch should have honour killed her right there in bloons tower defense
I hate people with a fake moral highground.


Psychology is a nice science when it researches human nature - psychotherapy is a scam.


They'd literally try to convince you grass is blue before they'd admit they are wrong - all that to put you on the "medication". Evil jewish pseudoscience
 
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I hate people with a fake moral highground.


Psychology is a nice science when it researches human nature - psychotherapy is a scam.


They'd literally try to convince you grass is blue before they'd admit they are wrong - all that to put you on the "medication". Evil jewish pseudoscience
funny. since morals dont exist
 
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funny. since morals dont exist
But even if we assume they do, her saying "you should've said family means loveee to youu" is just being dishonest.



I knew what she wanted to hear, I could've acted like her, but I didn't. In her mind that makes me "inferior" to her.
 
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But even if we assume they do, her saying "you should've said family means loveee to youu" is just being dishonest.



I knew what she wanted to hear, I could've acted like her, but I didn't. In her mind that makes me "inferior" to her.
you are inferior tbh
 
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Bro your parents sound like bitches. What a retarded thing to remember and keep bringing up. Maybe it's cause I'm german and most people are literal like that here but this is such a nothingburger and my parents wouldn't bat an eye at this.
 
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no, the reason you shouldn't be too honest with your psychiatrist is that if you say the wrong thing they have the authority to either involuntarily commit you to a psych ward or even have the police called.
 
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they have the authority to either involuntarily commit you to a psych ward
I don't think they actually do. Unless you are literally like some uncontrollable menace to society retard committing crimes left and right you won't ever be committed to a psych ward against your will. Certainly not because "you said the wrong thing". Maybe in some shithole country.

or even have the police called.
Anybody can call the police.
 
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Bro your parents sound like bitches. What a retarded thing to remember and keep bringing up. Maybe it's cause I'm german and most people are literal like that here but this is such a nothingburger and my parents wouldn't bat an eye at this.
I've always wanted to have those lowkey "cold" parents. Just a straight-forward communcation - yes, I've done that, yes, I've been there etc.



My parents always want me to act happy. If I have a bad day, I can't just say hi to them and go spend the rest of the day in my room. No, thats called "spreading negative energy". How many times have I heard that shit. They'd always force me to talk with them. Such a stupid waste of time
 
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no, the reason you shouldn't be too honest with your psychiatrist is that if you say the wrong thing they have the authority to either involuntarily commit you to a psych ward or even have the police called.
True, but I didn't do or say anything stupid. I was just laughing uncontrollably
 
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I don't think they actually do. Unless you are literally like some uncontrollable menace to society retard committing crimes left and right you won't ever be committed to a psych ward against your will. Certainly not because "you said the wrong thing". Maybe in some shithole country.
You are wrong. I have been committed to the psych ward multiple times for simply implying that i was thinking about suicide as a result of a serious health issue I have been suffering that caused massive sudden changes in my life. i also was committed once after a fight. I am not depressed or crazy and wasn't depressed when i mentioned suicide either, I was merely being honest because it wasn't until my health situation that i had ever considered it. Psychiatry is currently a field run by histrionic women and retards. Even though my life has been turned upside down, I am not depressed nor have ever been, yet speaking to psychiatrists they will almost insist I must be depressed. this is because these people are all bugmen who can't fathom ideas like bravery, courage or strength, their goal is to milk you for insurance money and ideally make you a lifelong customer of the pharmaceutical industry. On all my occasions to the ward, a common sentiment by other patients and staff was that i didn't actually belong there but I still had to stay because some idiot psychiatrist deemed it necessary. That's how these places are, Once you enter the system, they don't need much justification to keep admitting you if they get spooked. i also live in a major US city.
Anybody can call the police.
Yes anybody can call the police but like i said, you aren't being honest about your deep inner feelings about the world to most people. Psychiatry as a theoretical idea is good. However in practice in the modern world, you do not want to be spilling your guts to most psychiatrists. Most of women and emotionally stunted soyboy liberals. Maybe back in the days of Jung when the field was more rigorous and less profitable it was a good idea but now that the feild of "mental health" is so popular, most "mental health" professionals are merely midwits who wanted an easy decent paying degree that affords them social status in the current zeitgeist. BetterHelp literally launched an ad basically insinuating women should ghost men who don't conform to the psychiatry meme. Are these the kinds of people you want to trust with your deepest darkest secrets?
 
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You are wrong. I have been committed to the psych ward multiple times for simply implying that i was thinking about suicide as a result of a serious health issue I have been suffering that caused massive sudden changes in my life. i also was committed once after a fight. I am not depressed or crazy and wasn't depressed when i mentioned suicide either, I was merely being honest because it wasn't until my health situation that i had ever considered it. Psychiatry is currently a field run by histrionic women and retards. Even though my life has been turned upside down, I am not depressed nor have ever been, yet speaking to psychiatrists they will almost insist I must be depressed. this is because these people are all bugmen who can't fathom ideas like bravery, courage or strength, their goal is to milk you for insurance money and ideally make you a lifelong customer of the pharmaceutical industry. On all my occasions to the ward, a common sentiment was that i didn't actually belong there but that's hwo these places are. once you enter the system, they= don't need much justification to keep admitting you if they get spooked. i also live in major US city.

Yes anybody can call the police but like i said, you aren't being honest about your deep inner feelings about the world to most people. Psychiatry as a theoretical idea is good. However in practice in the modern world, you do not want to be spilling your guts to most psychiatrists. Most of women and soyboy and emotionally stunted soyboy liberals. Maybe back in the days of Jung when the field was more rigorous and less profitable it was a good idea but now that the feild of "mental health" is so popular, most "mental health" professionals are merely midwits who wanted an easy decent paying degree that affords them social status in the current zeitgeist. BetterHelp literally launched an ad basically insinuating women should ghost men who don't conform to the psychiatry meme. Are these the kinds of people you want to trust with your deepest darkest secrest?
I refuse to believe you were committed against your will, unless you were underage and your parents agreed to it. What country are you from?
I've seen severely mentally ill schizos who are a genuine threat to their environment don't get committed against their will by their psychiatrist, continuing to freely live and cause havoc in their neighborhood.

And about calling the police, at the end of the day, even though you are supposed to be truthful in therapy, there is obviously no guarantee that you are. You could always just say that you were lying / joking. Like as a way to get prescribed meds for example. A lot of people do it. It wouldn't hold up in court by itself unless you were sharing step by step how you committed a crime and it is verifiable that the crime occurred the way you described it.
 
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I refuse to believe you were committed against your will, unless you were underage and your parents agreed to it. What country are you from?
I've seen severely mentally ill schizos who are a genuine threat to their environment don't get committed against their will by their psychiatrist, continuing to freely live and cause havoc in their neighborhood.

And about calling the police, at the end of the day, even though you are supposed to be truthful in therapy, there is obviously no guarantee that you are. You could always just say that you were lying / joking. Like as a way to get prescribed meds for example. A lot of people do it. It wouldn't hold up in court by itself unless you were sharing step by step how you committed a crime and it is verifiable that the crime occurred the way you described it.
Tbf, unless you were telling the guy you planted bombs in the city center or something of that nature, I doubt a lot can happen in a normal western country.


They can put you on a watchlist tho. I do believe that
 
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So I was on the train to my office yesterday - it was the London underground, so the ceilings are very low. If you're a tall mogger like me, sometimes you can bump your head on the curved ceiling. And alas, it happened again. I dozed off slightly and bumped my head, waking myself up in the process.

"Careful son, wouldn't want to ruin your warrior skull" someone said.

What the fuck, did I just hear "warrior skull" being uttered by someone who isn't an Indian looksmax shitposter? I looked around and saw a man, smiling at me. "Oh shit bro, are you from the schizomax website?" I asked.

He didn't reply. He brings out a protractor from his bag and holds it up against my gonial angle. Some girls sitting near us start laughing, and say "go call Ramieri" in a mocking tone. I started overheating and could feel my boxers drenched in sweat. The man replies saying "Yeah, I'm from looksmax. I have a gonial angle requirement to talk to people. If it's below 90 degrees, I don't talk to them. Luckily yours is 95."

Thank fuck. I've already got enough surgeries on my list. "Haha that's good news man, I'm already booked in for a rhino".

The man laughs, and says "Think you need a bimax too mate, and MSE with 10 mm upper intermolar Teeth Alignment. Then you'll need to fix your dental crowding & mandibular dental arch, with broadening Neurocranial Narrowization. Then finish it off with a 10 counter clockwise width Distraction Osteogenesis procedure. Then you can reach HTN level."

The girls chimed in randomly and said "don't talk to us without getting those surgeries" with a disgusted look on their faces. Fucking whores.

At this point my day was fully ruined, but it was about to get worse. The man opens up his phone and starts showing me his Bumble results. So many HTB's and a few stacylites too. One of them I would sell my family into slavery just for a 5 minute conversation with. The insane cortisol spike from seeing his results probably knocked 5 years off my lifespan.

I got off the train eventually, and trudged my way to the office, head down, defeated. I was starting with a new department too. I got in, and they were all sat there at a big table waiting for me. "Aha, ascension is here" and they smiled at me. Fake smiles. They asked me to introduce myself.

I stood up, fixed up my suit, and looked at them in the eyes. I paused for a moment. "Hey guys. I'm a sub6 ethnic male living in London in 2023, therefore I'm condemned to a life of suffering till my last breath" and just sat down. The room was silent, everyone shocked. Eventually, the topic of conversation moved on, but I just sat there and didn't talk for the rest of the day. At the end of the day, an ambulance turned up outside the office. 2 men walked out and grabbed me by the wrists. "Off to the mental asylum son. You're too blackpilled. We can't have you learning the truth about life".

They dragged me kicking and screaming into the ambulance, then I felt a needle go into my arm. I drifted off to sleep and have no memory of what happened to me afterwards.

TLDR: It's over.
 
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So I was on the train to my office yesterday - it was the London underground, so the ceilings are very low. If you're a tall mogger like me, sometimes you can bump your head on the curved ceiling. And alas, it happened again. I dozed off slightly and bumped my head, waking myself up in the process.

"Careful son, wouldn't want to ruin your warrior skull" someone said.

What the fuck, did I just hear "warrior skull" being uttered by someone who isn't an Indian looksmax shitposter? I looked around and saw a man, smiling at me. "Oh shit bro, are you from the schizomax website?" I asked.

He didn't reply. He brings out a protractor from his bag and holds it up against my gonial angle. Some girls sitting near us start laughing, and say "go call Ramieri" in a mocking tone. I started overheating and could feel my boxers drenched in sweat. The man replies saying "Yeah, I'm from looksmax. I have a gonial angle requirement to talk to people. If it's below 90 degrees, I don't talk to them. Luckily yours is 95."

Thank fuck. I've already got enough surgeries on my list. "Haha that's good news man, I'm already booked in for a rhino".

The man laughs, and says "Think you need a bimax too mate, and MSE with 10 mm upper intermolar Teeth Alignment. Then you'll need to fix your dental crowding & mandibular dental arch, with broadening Neurocranial Narrowization. Then finish it off with a 10 counter clockwise width Distraction Osteogenesis procedure. Then you can reach HTN level."

The girls chimed in randomly and said "don't talk to us without getting those surgeries" with a disgusted look on their faces. Fucking whores.

At this point my day was fully ruined, but it was about to get worse. The man opens up his phone and starts showing me his Bumble results. So many HTB's and a few stacylites too. One of them I would sell my family into slavery just for a 5 minute conversation with. The insane cortisol spike from seeing his results probably knocked 5 years off my lifespan.

I got off the train eventually, and trudged my way to the office, head down, defeated. I was starting with a new department too. I got in, and they were all sat there at a big table waiting for me. "Aha, ascension is here" and they smiled at me. Fake smiles. They asked me to introduce myself.

I stood up, fixed up my suit, and looked at them in the eyes. I paused for a moment. "Hey guys. I'm a sub6 ethnic male living in London in 2023, therefore I'm condemned to a life of suffering till my last breath" and just sat down. The room was silent, everyone shocked. Eventually, the topic of conversation moved on, but I just sat there and didn't talk for the rest of the day. At the end of the day, an ambulance turned up outside the office. 2 men walked out and grabbed me by the wrists. "Off to the mental asylum son. You're too blackpilled. We can't have you learning the truth about life".

They dragged me kicking and screaming into the ambulance, then I felt a needle go into my arm. I drifted off to sleep and have no memory of what happened to me afterwards.

TLDR: It's over.
Wtf is this hahahah
 
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I refuse to believe you were committed against your will, unless you were underage and your parents agreed to it. What country are you from?
I've seen severely mentally ill schizos who are a genuine threat to their environment don't get committed against their will by their psychiatrist, continuing to freely live and cause havoc in their neighborhood.
I don't care if you refuse to believe it or not, it happened multiple times. Once they get you, they can basically just throw you back in on a whim. I'm from the US and no I was not underage. they throw those guys in there too, I met some crazy homeless dudes in psych wards. A lot of that is probably them just realizing that continuous admission to wards for those people isn't actually doing anything. These guys also cause tons of problems in the ward too, attacking staff, making messes, pissing on the floor, etc. I've seen these guys leave the ward and come back a couple days later. It's like a revolving door for them.


And about calling the police, at the end of the day, even though you are supposed to be truthful in therapy, there is obviously no guarantee that you are. You could always just say that you were lying / joking. Like as a way to get prescribed meds for example. A lot of people do it. It wouldn't hold up in court by itself unless you were sharing step by step how you committed a crime and it is verifiable that the crime occurred the way you described it.
Yeah I know but the point is you don't want the hassle. If you are in the position of having to explain to a court why what you said in therapy was not actually worthy of arrest, you have already fucked up.
 
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@hypernormie @VHD

The fact this guy is not locked in an asylum ends your debate imo.

Today I went into the office and immediately see two guys at a desk, one 6'2 White MTN and one 5'9 Black HTN. The Black guy was holding a protractor against the White guy's jaw, meaning his gonial angle, I know this because I heard him say "Your gonial angle sucks bitch!", the White guy responded with "It's over for you though, manlet". I went over to them, confused and dumbfounded. How has looksmaxxing gone this viral, this quick?

I explained to the Black guy that he can always get LL surgery and showed him a few options. He thanked me and told me I needed a rhinoplasty asap or it's death for me. I agreed and the White guy said he's about to fire off an email to Eppley for this suboptimal gonial angle. I asked the White guy to show me his side profile and I ascertained that he also needed a BIMAX procedure. He tried to counter me by asking if he could bonesmash his chin, but I told him that it's cope that doesn't work. He was upset at this but took it as a challenge. The Black guy had slight NCT too but I didn't want to dishearten him anymore as I know that he is in for a long emotional rollercoaster with his LL surgery, which has a long recovery period.

We went on to discuss many topics, such as Gandy vs O'Pry, Hacker vs Kater, and the eligibility requirements to talk to various groups of girls. We agreed that to qualify to talk to a Stacy in 2023 it's 6'6+, 7PSL+, Multibillionaire minimum. The requirement to exist within a 10 metre vicinity of a white MTB in London is 6'0+, HTN minimum with at least 50k in the bank, which was something we could all agree on after a lengthy discussion.

TLDR: Looksmaxxing and blackpill has gone mainstream, it's over for us inkwells here who thought we were ahead of the curve.
 
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Today I went into the office and immediately see two guys at a desk, one 6'2 White MTN and one 5'9 Black HTN. The Black guy was holding a protractor against the White guy's jaw, meaning his gonial angle, I know this because I heard him say "Your gonial angle sucks bitch!", the White guy responded with "It's over for you though, manlet". I went over to them, confused and dumbfounded. How has looksmaxxing gone this viral, this quick?

I explained to the Black guy that he can always get LL surgery and showed him a few options. He thanked me and told me I needed a rhinoplasty asap or it's death for me. I agreed and the White guy said he's about to fire off an email to Eppley for this suboptimal gonial angle. I asked the White guy to show me his side profile and I ascertained that he also needed a BIMAX procedure. He tried to counter me by asking if he could bonesmash his chin, but I told him that it's cope that doesn't work. He was upset at this but took it as a challenge. The Black guy had slight NCT too but I didn't want to dishearten him anymore as I know that he is in for a long emotional rollercoaster with his LL surgery, which has a long recovery period.

We went on to discuss many topics, such as Gandy vs O'Pry, Hacker vs Kater, and the eligibility requirements to talk to various groups of girls. We agreed that to qualify to talk to a Stacy in 2023 it's 6'6+, 7PSL+, Multibillionaire minimum. The requirement to exist within a 10 metre vicinity of a white MTB in London is 6'0+, HTN minimum with at least 50k in the bank, which was something we could all agree on after a lengthy discussion.

TLDR: Looksmaxxing and blackpill has gone mainstream, it's over for us inkwells here who thought we were ahead of the curve.
Do you have these saved or are you the reason chatGPT started lagging in the recent times?

I'd read a book like this
 
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Do you have these saved or are you the reason chatGPT started lagging in the recent times?

I'd read a book like this

These are old posts I made here jfl. Glad you like em though :feelsez:
 
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I don't care if you refuse to believe it or not, it happened multiple times
I second this, recently i told my psych to go to hell for knit picking a argument with me an next thing ik i'm getting forced into a ambulance an stuck in medical care for the emergency 3 days till i can sign myself out, stupid fucking system.
 
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I second this, recently i told my psych to go to hell for knit picking a argument with me an next thing ik i'm getting forced into a ambulance an stuck in medical care for the emergency 3 days till i can sign myself out, stupid fucking system.
It’s to be avoided at all costs
 
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