Why’d I drink 3 shooters of fireball whiskey and then get in the car and go drive?

[Vermilioncore]

I mean it’s like I’m purposely trying to get arrested

 

[Imretarded?]

why'd the chicken cross the road?

Spoiler

to get to the other side

 

[asdvek]

Sad and scared

 

[Imretarded?]

drive into someone's house and run into the forest after killing everyone

 

[Vermilioncore]

drive into someone's house and run into the forest after killing everyone

call that shit forest gump

 

[Imretarded?]

call that shit forest gump

me after raping a mother's eyeball and cuming in it 6 times and eating a baby's face (im going to be on America's most wanted list)

 

[john2]

I mean it’s like I’m purposely trying to get arrested

how does the fireball whiskey taste like

 

[alcoholicToad]

I mean it’s like I’m purposely trying to get arrested

I often find myself doing insanely stupid shit where it’s just completely retarded, it’s like my brain can’t do a cost benefit analysis like other people.

Like not being bothered studying the most important section of an exam, or risking alcohol poisoning, the list goes on

 

[Vermilioncore]

how does the fireball whiskey taste like

Pretty good. Cinnamon like. Too bad gas stations only carry the low ABV versions
I guess to prevent people from doing what I did

 

[Vermilioncore]

I often find myself doing insanely stupid shit where it’s just completely retarded, it’s like my brain can’t do a cost benefit analysis like other people.

Like not being bothered studying the most important section of an exam, or risking alcohol poisoning, the list goes on

Same one time I got my aunts cat and put a bag over its head for 3 hours. I accidentally fell asleep. Woke up and it was dead. Luckily my aunt said he was gonna die anyway because he had a brain disease

 

[Manletmachine]

You’re a sick twisted evil man and you know it. Deep down you want to be punished for it