Why’d she choose me when I’m ugly?

[Vermilioncore]

It’s a question I always ask myself every morning in the mirror. She chose to give her pussy to me and let me be the Cherry popper. She showed me pics of the other guys who tried hitting her up and she blocked them all and didn’t give them even a first date. They all mogged me to oblivion.

I just don’t know how I became the one to win. Guess Mario games are real because sometimes the ugly failure does get the princess

 

[noonespecial]

Relatable

 

[Deleted member 83666]

Can’t relate ugly + no one

 

[keepcopingboyo]

Because she loves you for who you are as a person