whyd the look on her face say "its small"

[isis_Bleach]

she was telling me "this pillow is so cuddly like dont u just think this pillow is so hot" and then started pretending to jerk the pillow off and she started moaning like "UHH UHH UHH DADDY" and rolled her eyes back and then she looked at my boner to see if it fattened from her teasing at all.

and her eyes said "its small af boy"

 

[Arcturus]

bro got his account restored, welcome back OG

 

[thugmaxxer2]

maybe cos your dick is small, take some viagra or something

 

[isis_Bleach]

bro got his account restored, welcome back OG

nigga arent u the indian who got super triggered at puyi for saying ur ugly and brown or some shit?
inb4 "im paki saar not indian saar"

 

[itzyaboyJJ]

Big starts at 10

 

[Arcturus]

nigga arent u the indian who got super triggered at puyi for saying ur ugly and brown or some shit?
inb4 "im paki saar not indian saar"

bro was nicer on his other account

 

[violentrose]

she was telling me "this pillow is so cuddly like dont u just think this pillow is so hot" and then started pretending to jerk the pillow off and she started moaning like "UHH UHH UHH DADDY" and rolled her eyes back and then she looked at my boner to see if it fattened from her teasing at all.

and her eyes said "its small af boy"

i wouldn’t give a shit as long as i can hit

 

[optimisticzoomer]

Vermilioncore ahh thread

 

[isis_Bleach]

Big starts at 10

true. my shit was big as fuck from the age of 10.

i remember i was 10 taking a "adult penis size predictor" test online with my cousin. our shit was both like 5in at 10 years old and the test said "MONSTER" and that our shit would be like 8+ inches and it had some meme of a buff guy in a speedo with a photoshopped massive bulge in his pants.

but then my dick stopped growing the very same year

 

[anthony111553]

cause ur ugly

 

[isis_Bleach]

Vermilioncore ahh thread

i mean i dont understand. how does that remind u of him? sounds like he lives rent free

 

[optimisticzoomer]

i mean i dont understand. how does that remind u of him? sounds like he lives rent free

I don't know who u r nigga but you're impersonating him
Who do you work for?

 

[cromagnon]

Vermilioncore ahh thread

thought he wrote it ngl

 

[isis_Bleach]

I don't know who u r nigga but you're impersonating him
Who do you work for?

im not impersonating shit u faggot. im just asking a question about a real experience that happened to me.

i work for mcdonalds

 

[isis_Bleach]

thought he wrote it ngl

but why though i dont get it i just wrote this myself dude. like imagine u just be yourself and everyone thinks ur impersonating some other random dude like stop giving me an identity crisis.

 

[optimisticzoomer]

im not impersonating shit u faggot. im just asking a question about a real experience that happened to me.

i work for mcdonalds

Equaled your post count exactly

 

[isis_Bleach]

Equaled your post count exactly

yea but i made my posts in a shorter period

 

[cromagnon]

but why though i dont get it i just wrote this myself dude. like imagine u just be yourself and everyone thinks ur impersonating some other random dude like stop giving me an identity crisis.

Sorry bro. I didn’t see your join date. Respect to the ogs of looksmax

 

[TheLookInYourEyes]

maybe cos your dick is small, take some viagra or something

dick pills are fun as hell to take, I realized this recently. sex with them must be so much better

 

[isis_Bleach]

dick pills are fun as hell to take, I realized this recently. sex with them must be so much better

what did u do when u took it? just jerk off?

 

[TheLookInYourEyes]

what did u do when u took it? just jerk off?

I got a handjob from an asian girl at a masaage parlor. She told me “no no too big” when I asked for sex(she is a liar, it’s only 7.5 inches) but I didn’t wanna fight so I just went for it

 

[HardMaxOrRope]

That probably means your penis is small, fucking brutal.

 

[sportsmogger]

I got a handjob from an asian girl at a masaage parlor. She told me “no no too big” when I asked for sex(she is a liar, it’s only 7.5 inches) but I didn’t wanna fight so I just went for it

didnt i read a thread about this

 

[isis_Bleach]

I got a handjob from an asian girl at a masaage parlor. She told me “no no too big” when I asked for sex(she is a liar, it’s only 7.5 inches) but I didn’t wanna fight so I just went for it

man shut up u bragging fag. u literally said ur khhv the other day

 

[isis_Bleach]

That probably means your penis is small, fucking brutal.

probably means you need to jump off a cliff, fucking brutal

 

[slavicpsycho]

Why’d i nut in her mouth then kiss her

 

[TheLookInYourEyes]

didnt i read a thread about this

I posted a thread about it

 

[isis_Bleach]

I posted a thread about it

alr dude. thought u were trucel turns out ur a big dick chad. tf nigga. playing with my emotions

 

[cromagnon]

I got a handjob from an asian girl at a masaage parlor. She told me “no no too big” when I asked for sex(she is a liar, it’s only 7.5 inches) but I didn’t wanna fight so I just went for it

 

[TheLookInYourEyes]

man shut up u bragging fag. u literally said ur khhv the other day

I never said i’m khhv. I said no girl has ever liked me for free, which is true. Why would I brag about paying an asian girl to play with my little cock and refusing to fuck me when I paid her the amount for sex

 

[isis_Bleach]

the fact u used that gif makes u an honorary oldcel

 

[sportsmogger]

were u fully hard

 

[isis_Bleach]

I never said i’m khhv. I said no girl has ever liked me for free, which is true. Why would I brag about paying an asian girl to play with my little cock and refusing to fuck me when I paid her the amount for sex

7.5 is really big

 

[isis_Bleach]

were u fully hard

not fully but close

 

[bourgeoizyzz]

bust inside and go no-contact

 

[sportsmogger]

not fully but close

stats?

 

[TheLookInYourEyes]

alr dude. thought u were trucel turns out ur a big dick chad. tf nigga. playing with my emotions

No woman has ever smiled at me for free

 

[cromagnon]

the fact u used that gif makes u an honorary oldcel

I love reading old forum threads, this place used to be so much funnier it seems

 

[TheLookInYourEyes]

this gif does exude oldcel energy jfl
did you watch TWD

 

[isis_Bleach]

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No woman has ever smiled at me for free

just send ur fat white dick pic to girls on snapchat bruh. not my fault ur a high inhib bitch jkbut u lowkey are if u dont try

 

[HardMaxOrRope]

probably means you need to jump off a cliff, fucking brutal

Sex haver ramblings, Dnr nigger.

 

[isis_Bleach]

Sex haver ramblings, Dnr nigger.

bro thinks i have sex

 

[staxk]

she was telling me "this pillow is so cuddly like dont u just think this pillow is so hot" and then started pretending to jerk the pillow off and she started moaning like "UHH UHH UHH DADDY" and rolled her eyes back and then she looked at my boner to see if it fattened from her teasing at all.

and her eyes said "its small af boy"

Prolly cause you got small ass dick don’t ask others to cope for you

 

[isis_Bleach]

I love reading old forum threads, this place used to be so much funnier it seems

yea i like reading my old threads way more than my new threadsi really fell off type shit

 

[cromagnon]

this gif does exude oldcel energy jfl
did you watch TWD

I watched until like season 7 or 8 and started getting bored tbh

 

[HardMaxOrRope]

bro thinks i have sex

Tales

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

I already am a fan of this user. High reply count penis thread. I think we’ll get along

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

I got a handjob from an asian girl at a masaage parlor. She told me “no no too big” when I asked for sex(she is a liar, it’s only 7.5 inches) but I didn’t wanna fight so I just went for it

7.5 bp?

 

[isis_Bleach]

7.5 bp?

time to add that shit to your wall buddy

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

time to add that shit to your wall buddy

needa tidy up my wall. It got outta hand