Why’d they wanna do a Q&A with me?

[Vermilioncore]

At my old job back in the day these sluts in the kitchen all gathered around me like it was story time and they started asking me prying questions and said asked many races of girls I’ve fucked so far. Then I started getting shy and stood there in the corner and the other slut started playing with my hair and said “you got such beautiful hair. ___ has a crush on you” (the front desk slut)

It felt good to be the center of attention and get all these sluts wet for me. I think like 5 different sluts had crushes on me at that job. It felt like a reality show. I had to choose only one and the rest all fought for me

 

[Petsmart]

Obligatory tales from the psych ward comment

 

[User28823]

the front desk slut

 

[BeanCelll]

Did you sniff any of their assholes?

Would you have liked to?

 

[Vermilioncore]

Did you sniff any of their assholes?

Would you have liked to?

No I didn’t fuck any of them. They all wanted to fuck but I rejected them alll. Crazy huh? makes no sense but that’s what I did.

 

[looksmaxxed]

how come the op look like this and keeps making up stories about how he's simultaneously a deformed pervert with a scat fetish but also is a chad who attracts all the sluts?

 

[Vermilioncore]

how come the op look like this and keeps making up stories about how he's simultaneously a deformed pervert with a scat fetish but also is a chad who attracts all the sluts?

Nah more like this

And when did I say I had a scat fetish
And yeah I am deformed i never said I was chad, I just said the truth…these sluts liked me..maybe they got bad taste in men and only like ugly ogres how tf would I know