why’s healthy food have to taste like shit and goyslop has to taste good

[Vermilioncore]

Broccoli, kale and Brussel sprouts taste like shit but hot Cheetos hamburgers and snicker bars taste like heaven.

Just like drinking water is boring but drinking liquor feels nice.

It’s like all the enjoyment in life is bad and all the suffering is good. But, what’s the point of living a good healthy life if you’re just living to suffer?

 

[notsocommonthumb]

because you're morbidly obese

 

[Vermilioncore]

because you're morbidly obese

Whys that brotha man

 

[notsocommonthumb]

Whys that brotha man

idk, probably some deep childhood trauma

 

[fuxkdakikez]

how come when i smell brussel sprouts i get ptsd from when chad used to fart on my face and laugh at me afterwards

 

[Vermilioncore]

how come when i smell brussel sprouts i get ptsd from when chad used to fart on my face and laugh at me afterwards

because you gotta kill his whole family with a gun

 

[jeremyy]

Broccoli, kale and Brussel sprouts taste like shit but hot Cheetos hamburgers and snicker bars taste like heaven.

Just like drinking water is boring but drinking liquor feels nice.

It’s like all the enjoyment in life is bad and all the suffering is good. But, what’s the point of living a good healthy life if you’re just living to suffer?

 

[jeremyy]

Just the average hot Cheetos eating Latinx in the Us

 

[Terul]

It's because broccoli, kale and brussel sprouts are not healthy