Wide FWHR Is Overrated, Narrow Cranium Is Ideal

[thecel]

Narrow Cranium Sleek Skull

vs

Wide Cranium Bloat Skull

 

[thecel]

@Klasik616

 

[superpsycho]

i hate my wide face

 

[silently_said]

Here’s a satirical “Five Stages of Grief” breakdown tailored to a looksmax.org-style post about coming to terms with being brachycephalic:

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1. Denial​

“Bro… my head’s just wide, not short. FWHR is through the roof. I’ve got the Viking skull. It’s actually a masculine trait if you think about it.”

You spend hours reverse-Googling slavic MMA fighters and posting them in threads titled “Proof brachy = Chad???”
You begin convincing yourself that you’re just "not forward-grown... yet."
Your Hopium addiction reaches fatal levels.

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2. Anger​

“Why the f** would evolution even allow this skull shape to exist? Who asked for this compacted Lego head look??”*

You start resenting dolicho-posters and report their threads for "racial superiority bias."
Every mirror glance triggers an internal scream.
You threaten to sue your parents for cranial fraud.

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3. Bargaining​

“If I mew 8 hours a day and wear a DHT patch, maybe I can force some forward growth...”

You’re experimenting with pulling your face off with a neck harness from Amazon.
You consider maxillofacial surgery, cranial reshaping, and possibly reincarnation.
You dig up studies from 1974 about skull lengthening in rats.

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4. Depression​

“It’s over. I will never look like that ginger dolicho Chad with the aquiline nose and the 9cm midface.”

You uninstall Tinder after getting matched exclusively with bots.
You stop posting selfies on rate threads after being called "Zygoless Pugcel."
Your forum bio becomes just a crying emoji and your cephalic index.

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5. Acceptance​

“Maybe I’ll never be forward-grown, but I can at least grow forward emotionally.”

You stop chasing skull shapes and start optimizing what you can change.
You realize even dolicho guys can look mid if recessed or bloated.
You reframe your skull as "East Baltid-core" and tell yourself it’s a niche aesthetic.

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Final Message:
It’s not about the skull you were given. It’s about how you frame it—literally and mentally.
Now go lift, dermaroll, and stop comparing your head to stock photo models.

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Let me know if you want this styled like an actual looksmax.org post (e.g. username, formatting, “cope/rope/hope” tag ending).

 

[Klasik616]

My face has the shape of a circle

i hate my wide face

 

[looksmaxxed]

fwhr is a predictor of overall size, therefore fwhr defeats peanutskull cope

average fwhr enjoyer vs narrowcel

 

[vincentzygo]

My face has the shape of a circle

di caprio

 

[Klasik616]

fwhr is a predictor of overall size, therefore fwhr defeats peanutskull cope

average fwhr enjoyer vs narrowcel

Jb mogs that big skulled dude at the right

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

 

[try2beme]

My face is long and wide

 

[slaters]

I don’t have narrow but it’s also not as wide as those meatballs

 

[Bryce]

Would Meeks fall under the category of medium width?

 

[looksmaxxed]

Jb mogs that big skulled dude at the right

jb gets skullmogged by an infant, he doesn't mog shit. plus he is masculinity mogged by both foids

 

[gonion wanter]

 

[MANLETprettyBOY]

Would Meeks fall under the category of medium width?

Yes

 

[MANLETprettyBOY]

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Im the right one

 

[MANLETprettyBOY]

Narrow cranium makes it so easy debloat and you can be high bf and still have a chiseled face

 

[looksmaxxed]

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[soggra]

Would Meeks fall under the category of medium width?

Yes

 

[soggra]

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Right looks a lot better dam

 

[soggra]

My face has the shape of a circle

Same and it’s not like my jaw and temples are narrow either, it’s just that my zygomatic arch is too developed

 

[blahblahblahblahbla]

Over for me. I have a slighrly short face with 147mm bigonial width . Add a 3 finger forehead and you get a fucking compressed nigger like me

 

[soggra]

Here’s a subhuman skull shape if anyone is wondering

And no, it’s not morphed, he’s somebody from TikTok I just screenshotted his face

And here’s his morph

Looks normal now, I fixed his wide ass cheekbones mainly but also widened the jaw and temples

 

[got.daim]

Narrow Cranium Sleek Skull

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Wide Cranium Bloat Skull

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can we have sex

 

[NuclearGeo20]

can we have sex

no

 

[got.daim]

no

wasn't talking to u

 

[NuclearGeo20]

wasn't talking to u

myb

 

[Sprinkles]

Minecraft head aaaah

 

[toji.]

Skull size is correlated with IQ. The larger the skull and brain, the higher the subject's IQ.

 

[Klasik616]

Here’s a subhuman skull shape if anyone is wondering

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And no, it’s not morphed, he’s somebody from TikTok I just screenshotted his face

And here’s his morph

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Looks normal now, I fixed his wide ass cheekbones mainly but also widened the jaw and temples

Just get lean bro!!!

 

[sexisdeath]

My face is long and wide

same

 

[Futura]

Narrow Cranium Sleek Skull

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Wide Cranium Bloat Skull

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What about this?

 

[first snow]

Here’s a subhuman skull shape if anyone is wondering

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And no, it’s not morphed, he’s somebody from TikTok I just screenshotted his face

And here’s his morph

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Looks normal now, I fixed his wide ass cheekbones mainly but also widened the jaw and temples

"somebody" nigga thats loox

 

[anthony111553]

cope

 

[ostri99]

@thecel will you get this too? lifefuel for brachys

 

[ostri99]

she kept her hollow cheeks

 

[ostri99]

@thecel after reading all your threads I can't help but find ppl like these repulsive to look at, even more so than severely recessed people. brachys should get free surgeries, it's a medical condition

 

[day5]

@thecel after reading all your threads I can't help but find ppl like these repulsive to look at, even more so than severely recessed people. brachys should get free surgeries, it's a medical condition

Nigga are you stupid brachy skulls in dogs don’t have the same affects as in humans