Will I Be Finally Be Chad With These Next Few Surgeries?

[afroheadluke]

My surgery list for the next 2 years:

• Rhinoplasty
• Orbital Box Rotation
• Custom Wraparound Jaw Implant For More Bigonial Width And Wider Chin Implant and Zygomatic Sandwich Osteotomy (ZSO) For Higher FWHR
• Purple Eye Surgery
• Eyebrow And Lash Treatment
• Exclusive Horizontal Palpebral Fissure Lengthening Widening Canthotomy And Z-Plasty For Andreas Eriksen Tier Medial Canthus With Blackpilled Surgeon (NEVER REVEALING WHO, IT'S NOT ON THE INTERNET AND MY OWN SURGERY I CREATED WITH THE DOCTOR!)
• Maxillary Skeletal Expanders (MSE) For Wider Pallate (Maybe)
• Hairline Reduction and Otoplasty
• Leg Lengthening If I Don't Grow From My Stack
• Nipple Removal
• Bottom Surgery For One Hole For More Efficient Way To Pee And So No One See's My Boner In Class, And So I Don't Get Hurt If I'm Kicked In The Balls, Or Penis Enlargement.
• Asshole Gland Removal For No Asshole, Because Having An Asshole Is Disgusting.
• Purple Hue Reverse Gene Therapy To Grow Purple Hair, Pubic Hair, Mustache Hair, Eyebrow Hair, Arm Leg Hair, etc. In The Specific Color I Desire
• Finger Lengthening For Longer Fingers, Because It's Aesthetic
• Arm Lengthening For No T-Rex Arms After LL.
• Brain Chip Implant And Cybernetic Eye Lense So I Can Listen To Music On The Go, On The Toilet, In College, ETC. And So I Can Watch AR Porn In My Room
• Muscle Grafting For Muscles Since Working Out Is Gay
• Tattoos
• Longer Hair
• Better Style
• Skincare
• Tan
• Purple Lip Tattoos

After all these surgeries I'm gonna pull up to my new school next year in all leather, and denim with a cool ass sports car playing Def Leppard loud as fuck on my stereos, hop out of the car with my snakeskin boots, and walk into class mogging everyone. Mark My Words, I will ascend! I am sick of being bullied for my shitty ass nose, I've been lied to by this forum it's all jaw, and eye area, but I need to take the time to sit down and actually work on the midface area in detail and get that perfect madison beer nose. In 2 years, this will be me!

 

[Bonesbonesbonesbone]

No gym ?

 

[RICHCELDOM]

This dude has a real approachable, super chill vibe to him. You know, the kind of person you'd see on an ordinary day and think, "Hey, he seems like a nice guy." His eyes make up about 61.1% of his face, adding a nice balance to his overall look. Plus, he rocks a soft jawline that just rounds out everything. So, all in all, he's got quite the "man of the town" or "MTN" kind of charm to him, if you catch my drift.

 

[omnilegent]

My surgery list for the next 2 years:

• Rhinoplasty
• Orbital Box Rotation
• Custom Wraparound Jaw Implant For More Bigonial Width And Wider Chin Implant and Zygomatic Sandwich Osteotomy (ZSO) For Higher FWHR
• Purple Eye Surgery
• Eyebrow And Lash Treatment
• Exclusive Horizontal Palpebral Fissure Lengthening Widening Canthotomy And Z-Plasty For Andreas Eriksen Tier Medial Canthus With Blackpilled Surgeon (NEVER REVEALING WHO, IT'S NOT ON THE INTERNET AND MY OWN SURGERY I CREATED WITH THE DOCTOR!)
• Maxillary Skeletal Expanders (MSE) For Wider Pallate (Maybe)
• Hairline Reduction and Otoplasty
• Leg Lengthening If I Don't Grow From My Stack
• Nipple Removal
• Bottom Surgery For One Hole For More Efficient Way To Pee And So No One See's My Boner In Class, And So I Don't Get Hurt If I'm Kicked In The Balls, Or Penis Enlargement.
• Asshole Gland Removal For No Asshole, Because Having An Asshole Is Disgusting.
• Purple Hue Reverse Gene Therapy To Grow Purple Hair, Pubic Hair, Mustache Hair, Eyebrow Hair, Arm Leg Hair, etc. In The Specific Color I Desire
• Finger Lengthening For Longer Fingers, Because It's Aesthetic
• Arm Lengthening For No T-Rex Arms After LL.
• Brain Chip Implant And Cybernetic Eye Lense So I Can Listen To Music On The Go, On The Toilet, In College, ETC. And So I Can Watch AR Porn In My Room
• Muscle Grafting For Muscles Since Working Out Is Gay
• Tattoos
• Longer Hair
• Better Style
• Skincare
• Tan
• Purple Lip Tattoos

Keep mentally masturbating, incel

You won't get a SINGLE ONE out of these

 

[afroheadluke]

No gym ?

no need to

Keep mentally masturbating, incel

You won't get a SINGLE ONE out of these

i already have gotten a couple retard

 

[afroheadluke]

This dude has a real approachable, super chill vibe to him. You know, the kind of person you'd see on an ordinary day and think, "Hey, he seems like a nice guy." His eyes make up about 61.1% of his face, adding a nice balance to his overall look. Plus, he rocks a soft jawline that just rounds out everything. So, all in all, he's got quite the "man of the town" or "MTN" kind of charm to him, if you catch my drift.

what is this mean?

 

[omnilegent]

No gym ?

• Muscle Grafting For Muscles Since Working Out Is Gay

 

[RICHCELDOM]

what is this mean?

Let's Talk in DM.

 

[afroheadluke]

Let's Talk in DM.

i dont watn to talk 2 anybody im upset

 

[afroheadluke]

 

[afroheadluke]

do i look nice?

 

[Narroworbits]

Dude, you may be the most unfunny user on here, and I don’t say that lightly! No not at all! There’s some absolute retards here but you, you take the cake you cringe lord faggot!

 

[afroheadluke]

Dude, you may be the most unfunny user on here, and I don’t say that lightly! No not at all! There’s some absolute retards here but you, you take the cake you cringe lord faggot!

what did u just call me

 

[valentine]

do i look nice?

you look super kind and approachable soft prettyboy features

 

[afroheadluke]

you look super kind and approachable soft prettyboy features

you know what thats the nicest thing someones told me today unironically thx man

 

[zygomaticdisability]

nice plan. %60 possibility of death

 

[afroheadluke]

nice plan. %60 possibility of death

i have powers if u didnt know already

 

[Narroworbits]

what did u just call me

Are you taking my words in jest, buster? I called you a faggot. You want to be the night stalker himself so badly, well newsflash buckaroo, all YOU will ever amount to is the day walker

 

[afroheadluke]

Are you taking my words in jest, buster? I called you a faggot. You want to be the night stalker himself so badly, well newsflash buckaroo, all YOU will ever amount to is the day walker

I HATE RICHARD RAMIREZ! HE RUINED MY SCHOOL REPUTATION!

 

[antrax]

No became you is black

 

[afroheadluke]

No became you is black

still moggin on u tho dumbass

 

[esoterik]

i remember reading that orginal post from james; that shit was funny

 

[antrax]

still moggin on u tho dumbass

No bro,