Will I Be Finally Be Chad With These Next Few Surgeries?

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My surgery list for the next 2 years:
  • Rhinoplasty
  • Orbital Box Rotation
  • Custom Wraparound Jaw Implant For More Bigonial Width And Wider Chin Implant and Zygomatic Sandwich Osteotomy (ZSO) For Higher FWHR
  • Purple Eye Surgery
  • Eyebrow And Lash Treatment
  • Exclusive Horizontal Palpebral Fissure Lengthening Widening Canthotomy And Z-Plasty For Andreas Eriksen Tier Medial Canthus With Blackpilled Surgeon (NEVER REVEALING WHO, IT'S NOT ON THE INTERNET AND MY OWN SURGERY I CREATED WITH THE DOCTOR!)
  • Maxillary Skeletal Expanders (MSE) For Wider Pallate (Maybe)
  • Hairline Reduction and Otoplasty
  • Leg Lengthening If I Don't Grow From My Stack
  • Nipple Removal
  • Bottom Surgery For One Hole For More Efficient Way To Pee And So No One See's My Boner In Class, And So I Don't Get Hurt If I'm Kicked In The Balls, Or Penis Enlargement.
  • Asshole Gland Removal For No Asshole, Because Having An Asshole Is Disgusting.
  • Purple Hue Reverse Gene Therapy To Grow Purple Hair, Pubic Hair, Mustache Hair, Eyebrow Hair, Arm Leg Hair, etc. In The Specific Color I Desire
  • Finger Lengthening For Longer Fingers, Because It's Aesthetic
  • Arm Lengthening For No T-Rex Arms After LL.
  • Brain Chip Implant And Cybernetic Eye Lense So I Can Listen To Music On The Go, On The Toilet, In College, ETC. And So I Can Watch AR Porn In My Room
  • Muscle Grafting For Muscles Since Working Out Is Gay
  • Tattoos
  • Longer Hair
  • Better Style
  • Skincare
  • Tan
  • Purple Lip Tattoos

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After all these surgeries I'm gonna pull up to my new school next year in all leather, and denim with a cool ass sports car playing Def Leppard loud as fuck on my stereos, hop out of the car with my snakeskin boots, and walk into class mogging everyone. Mark My Words, I will ascend! I am sick of being bullied for my shitty ass nose, I've been lied to by this forum it's all jaw, and eye area, but I need to take the time to sit down and actually work on the midface area in detail and get that perfect madison beer nose. In 2 years, this will be me!

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No gym ?
 
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This dude has a real approachable, super chill vibe to him. You know, the kind of person you'd see on an ordinary day and think, "Hey, he seems like a nice guy." His eyes make up about 61.1% of his face, adding a nice balance to his overall look. Plus, he rocks a soft jawline that just rounds out everything. So, all in all, he's got quite the "man of the town" or "MTN" kind of charm to him, if you catch my drift.
 
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My surgery list for the next 2 years:
  • Rhinoplasty
  • Orbital Box Rotation
  • Custom Wraparound Jaw Implant For More Bigonial Width And Wider Chin Implant and Zygomatic Sandwich Osteotomy (ZSO) For Higher FWHR
  • Purple Eye Surgery
  • Eyebrow And Lash Treatment
  • Exclusive Horizontal Palpebral Fissure Lengthening Widening Canthotomy And Z-Plasty For Andreas Eriksen Tier Medial Canthus With Blackpilled Surgeon (NEVER REVEALING WHO, IT'S NOT ON THE INTERNET AND MY OWN SURGERY I CREATED WITH THE DOCTOR!)
  • Maxillary Skeletal Expanders (MSE) For Wider Pallate (Maybe)
  • Hairline Reduction and Otoplasty
  • Leg Lengthening If I Don't Grow From My Stack
  • Nipple Removal
  • Bottom Surgery For One Hole For More Efficient Way To Pee And So No One See's My Boner In Class, And So I Don't Get Hurt If I'm Kicked In The Balls, Or Penis Enlargement.
  • Asshole Gland Removal For No Asshole, Because Having An Asshole Is Disgusting.
  • Purple Hue Reverse Gene Therapy To Grow Purple Hair, Pubic Hair, Mustache Hair, Eyebrow Hair, Arm Leg Hair, etc. In The Specific Color I Desire
  • Finger Lengthening For Longer Fingers, Because It's Aesthetic
  • Arm Lengthening For No T-Rex Arms After LL.
  • Brain Chip Implant And Cybernetic Eye Lense So I Can Listen To Music On The Go, On The Toilet, In College, ETC. And So I Can Watch AR Porn In My Room
  • Muscle Grafting For Muscles Since Working Out Is Gay
  • Tattoos
  • Longer Hair
  • Better Style
  • Skincare
  • Tan
  • Purple Lip Tattoos
Keep mentally masturbating, incel :lul:

You won't get a SINGLE ONE out of these
 
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This dude has a real approachable, super chill vibe to him. You know, the kind of person you'd see on an ordinary day and think, "Hey, he seems like a nice guy." His eyes make up about 61.1% of his face, adding a nice balance to his overall look. Plus, he rocks a soft jawline that just rounds out everything. So, all in all, he's got quite the "man of the town" or "MTN" kind of charm to him, if you catch my drift.
what is this mean?
 
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:feelshah:
 
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do i look nice?
 
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you look super kind and approachable soft prettyboy features
you know what thats the nicest thing someones told me today unironically thx man
 
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nice plan. %60 possibility of death
 
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i remember reading that orginal post from james; that shit was funny
 
mf is trying to become adam smasher 3.0
 
what the fuck is an skincare surgery
 
ur skin is a little dark. take more showers but overall ur handsome. just try take more showers so your skin can become a bit lighter. i know playing outside is all good but try not to get darker than u already are
 
1. james saphire copy.

2. all you need is a sp (super) tufff head nod (head nod) and you'll get all the LTBs :feelshah::blackpill::ogre:
 
ur skin is a little dark. take more showers but overall ur handsome. just try take more showers so your skin can become a bit lighter. i know playing outside is all good but try not to get darker than u already are
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is this beter
 
1. james saphire copy.

2. all you need is a sp (super) tufff head nod (head nod) and you'll get all the LTBs :feelshah::blackpill::ogre:
whatshead nod mean please reply and further elaborate
 
"Few"
 
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not trolling niehter am i high i literally look normal in there my eye area looks average too
You would look normal if you weren't sucking in your cheeks like a fish :lul:
 
Is this guy trying to be the black CurlyHairJames?
 
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The nose is about the only good feature he has
Probably achieved that via rhinoplasty because I have never seen a nose that small on an african except Michael Jackson.
 
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no need to

i already have gotten a couple retard
Nigga u can't even legally drive and you're saying you've got a couple least retarded and noticeable rage bait on org
 
Probably achieved that via rhinoplasty because I have never seen a nose that small on an african except Michael Jackson.
no surgery
 
Nigga u can't even legally drive and you're saying you've got a couple least retarded and noticeable rage bait on org
yeah no surgery i was high on weed and meththat night
 

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