Will learning to sing help my bald curry ass get laid?

[micropp]

I am a bald curry subhuman. If I learn to sing like Justin Bieber, will I be able to get laid?

"Go get a transplant nigga!"

I am going bald, even in my donor region. I CANNOT get transplants. It is TRULY OVER for me in that regard.

"Minoxidil, Finasteride, Dutasteride, ru58841, Dermarolling"

I have tried most of them...I only got the side effects JFL

"Just rope then JFL"

Nah....I dont want to rope...at least for now

 

[sickdawgie]

blud no

 

[micropp]

Bump

 

[Suns9999]

No serenade for your face…. Unless