WISH ME LUCK, UNDERGOING SURGERY

[Deleted member 3073]

I'm fucking tired of being a tallfag

I want to experience what an average male feels

Being 6'5" is no good. I have to crouch to get through doors

Bitches always tell me I'm tall and rough, they expect me to have a big dick

But then I get my pants down and unveil a 6 incher. Their face is always priceless. They feel deception

I want to be short.
I'll be undergoing LS surgery to to from 6'5" to 5'10" on December 2020

That way my cock will look average in relation to my body

Wish me luck brothers

 

[Petsmart]

I will also be undergoing leg shortening surgery to go from 6’11 to 5’7. I’m tired of being low energy all the time from all the height validation. I need 100% of my energy to spawn peek niggas in Ranked Siege.

 

[Deleted member 3073]

I will also be undergoing leg shortening surgery to go from 6’11 to 5’7. I’m tired of being low energy all the time from all the height validation. I need 100% of my energy to spawn peek niggas in Ranked Siege.

Legit son. My back hurts from hours of sitting rushing Sledge in ranked.

 

[Achathin]

press x to doubt

 

[Deleted member 1476]

I’m considering a move to Madagascar to height mog, personally

 

[Vitruvian]

the only thing being 6'9 has done for me is allow me to reach the cabinet where mom hides all the snacks. I wish i was 5'6 so i could looksmax more easier

 

[Deleted member 3073]

I’m considering a move to Madagascar to height mog, personally

Damn bro, whats the average there?

 

[Deleted member 1476]

Damn bro, whats the average there?

@Petsmart pull up the figures son

 

[Petsmart]

@Petsmart pull up the figures son

5’1

 

[BrettyBoy]

But being a tall is a good thing when it comes to foids.

 

[Gazzamogga]

But being a tall is a good thing when it comes to foids.

Fell for the meme

 

[her]

But being a tall is a good thing when it comes to foids.

XD

 

[BrettyBoy]

Fell for the meme

Height and face are the main thing that matter.

 

[Gazzamogga]

Height and face are the main thing that matter.

In reality it's all about being confident bro

 

[BrettyBoy]

In reality it's all about being confident bro

XD

 

[Deleted member 3073]

Fell for the meme

I wish I was 5'10"

 

[Gazzamogga]

I wish I was 5'10"

My 5'10" height helps me slay like crazy because I stand out from all the tallfags here in The Netherlands

 

[Nrrr15]

Stop bragging bitch you are 4'4

 

[ChaddeusPeuterschmit]

Good luck

 

[.👽.]

I'm fucking tired of being a tallfag

I want to experience what an average male feels

Being 6'5" is no good. I have to crouch to get through doors

Bitches always tell me I'm tall and rough, they expect me to have a big dick

But then I get my pants down and unveil a 6 incher. Their face is always priceless. They feel deception

I want to be short.
I'll be undergoing LS surgery to to from 6'5" to 5'10" on December 2020

That way my cock will look average in relation to my body

Wish me luck brothers

Beeing 6,5 and having a 6 inch dick.. its over because propotion wise it will look small.

Only option: rope

 

[Deleted member 3073]

Stop bragging bitch you are 4'4

Beeing 6,5 and having a 6 inch dick.. its over because propotion wise it will look small.

Only option: rope

I'm actually 4'4" with 9 incher. Good thing you'll think I'm joking

 

[.👽.]

Thats good. Go slay ma nigga